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A White and David Frame have withdrawn from the Uni Uni- Superintendent Wooton of Wasatch County spent Tuesday visiting the theU U University ty Zions Zion's Home Monthly for April contains contains con COIl a nicely written article II Easter Sunday by President Talmage Bennion says he will sue the CHRONICLE CHRONI CHRONI- CLE LE if we dont don't retract a certain state state- ment Good We need something to tomake tomake tomake make us famous We noticed Mrs Zina Cannon formerly formerly formerly for for- merly Lady Superintendent of the Lat Lat- ter-day ter Saints' Saints College among Fridays Friday's forenoon visitors Professor in Roman History II Caesar Caesar Cae C sar Crassus and Pompey met in Etruria and formed a what a-what what Apt student II A A Tammany Hall Professor in History Class II Now we come t to the beginning of the end to Some unionists anti think the University University University Uni Uni- has reached the same saine same pont Stewart is a Prohibitionist Nelson and Snell Republicans Gibson and Democrats sound Democrats sound men all allbut allbut allbut all all- but we really need one Populist Who is he Miss Annie Clark Clark- Normal 94 was a visitor Wednesday last We are al always always always al- al ways ways pleased to see o old rl schoolmates and mean mean even if we dont don't dont say it II Come again The school year is drawing to a close subscriptions are coming in slowly and bills are crowding upon us The business Manager desires that every Prep Fresh Soph Junior Senior or Professor in any way indebted to the CHRONICLE please pay that indebtedness as soon as possible Young lady reading in Botany Class II The blossom is characterized by broad I petals ten to twenty stamens and a gluttonous pistil She meant glutinous glutinous glutinous no no doubt One of o our r boys was recently urged by a friend to attend the baseball game He said Oh Oh no I can see the Kansas from this window to We Vole suppose suppose suppose sup sup- pose he meant to say II campus campus We Weare are not certain that Caldwell and Sheets have ever used II ponies but it itis itis itis is evident evident from a recent scene scene on the campus that they are quite efficient in that line Laker enjoyed the ride in inthe inthe inthe the hose-cart hose II heap plenty The natural gas lights are so poor that the evening societies cannot see seeby seeby seeby by them Many of the b business siness houses use the gas but seem to have good lights Wouldn't it be well for the proper persons persons persons per per- sons to enquire into the matter Among our visitors last Wednesday were Mr and Mrs rs M Mann a n of Syracuse New York Mr Mann is a prominent merchant of that city and a personal friend of Professor Cummings who showed them about the building The following signed P P. P De Que was handed to us for publication We predict a grand future for the author It Will you be mine mine mine-It I. I Her professor said if Will Will you be mine mine mine- u H HI V j She shook h her r head f 9 rr It You must be mine mine r f i He meant it too too too- II You must be mindFul mindFul mindFul mind- mind Ful what you do GO One of was not satisfied in viewing the alligators from a respectable respectable respectable respect respect- able distance so fell upon the cage in which they are kept and went through It is said that he arose minus a part of his trousers in consequence of one of the alligators getting a good hold with his teeth on the gentleman's clothing c has achal challenge challenge chal hal Manager sent a a. lenge to th the Fort Douglas baseball team for a game to be played S Saturday Saturday Satur Satur- atur- atur day day May on the University grounds The challenge will no doubt be accepted c if so we well we'll 11 wi witness ness a good game Boys we wish to call your attention to the fact that the Cullen Hotel has changed hanged hands I It t has been been stocked with the latest and most elaborate fix fix- tures Whenever you yu want Vant a ha hair r cut or ora ora a shave shay why not visit the Cullen barb barber barber bar bar- b ber i- i shop Hair cutting 25 We now have a spring lock c on our door and all the ed editors tors who cant can't get in gasp II Missing keys Many of the students fear they wo wont won't t pass in training training train train- ing others have haye t to take p primary teaching teaching teaching teach teach- ing next year so with with a half gasp they lisp II Miss Kees It is likely that that- field day will be observed jointly by the Athletic Association Asso Asso- and Field Day Club We hope it will be a fiel field day day in the true sense and not as University field-days field have always been merely a dance at the lake Let us develop our athletics Our school is very much deficient in ing g general athletics i Young lady Wh What t. t does des Mr Roylance Roylance Roy Roy- lance ive and tive mean by positive peg negative characters Mr explains Yo Young ng lady I Iwonder Iwonder I Iwonder wonder if there could be a positively negative character Member of Advanced Advanced Pedagogy I Yes There is Mr r. r Gibson Whatever Whatever Whatever What What- ever side of a question I take he takes the negative We have good news to announce In all probability the Athletic Association will give Ive a grand lawn social on the campus some time in May At last Mondays Monday's meeting of the Executive Committee Reynolds Willey and Stringer and Misses Ellerbeck and 1 were appointed as a committee to investigate the matter It is of f the utmost importance that the affair be made a success success as the Association is heavily in debt Grand Opera House Monday Monda- Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tues Tues- day and Wednesday Youn Young Mrs Win- Win Thursday Friday and Saturday Moths the beautiful society drama Last Tuesday evening the Zeta Zet Gamma Society had an especially in interest interesting interesting in- in terest ng question box This if properly carried on is the means means of furnishing much general information and would b bof beof be beof of much more use than the time time- honored debate Make questions short pointed and sensible answers the same and the question box is all right The janitor Mr had th the misfortune to sprain i his ankle Thursday Thursday Thursday Thurs Thurs- day eveni evening g. g While walking after dark he chanced chanced- to step stepon on a rock which rolled under his foot As a consequence consequence consequence conse conse- quence on Friday morning he was unable to perform his regular work being compelled to limp around with wit the aid of a cane We hope ope he will soon recover from the injury I |
