Show n n r HOME HAPPENINGS GS Twill soon be time for flowers to bloom And little birds to sing j The time when love-lorn love poets oh The same old chestnuts Spring Prof Toronto conducted chapel chapel- last week Why not have Dr Parks Park's picture in inthe inthe inthe the room lecture-room Miss Mabel Cooper visited the University University University Uni Uni- last Thursday Dr Griswold uses the celebrated Hale method of filling teeth without pain Preserve your CHRONICLES and have them bound they will form a valuable book On a pair of eyes seeking seeking- items items- for Home Happenings visited the training school Some of the dots made were Laker teaches as vas earnestly as he plays play s checkers T te el Mr P. P P. P Christensen an alumnus of the TJ University is the Chief Clerk of the Constitutional Convention Among our last Wednesdays Wednesday's visitors were the Misses Norah and Emily Cann Cannon Cannon Can Can- n non n Lambert and Morris The Scandinavian Mercantile Company Company Company Com Com- pany have changed quarters They are arenow arenow arenow now at 43 Main Street Visit them Is it really spring Something within us seems to say it is and then we do feel awfully lazy Yes it must be spring x Professor Shipp's eyes have been troubling him considerably of late He was unable to meet his classes last Fri Fri- day Al AI Godbe has a reputation as a bi bicycle bicycle bicycle bi- bi cycle repairer You will find him first door west of Theatre with the Columbia Bicycle Company Professor Whiting was taken ill last Thursday afternoon and was unable to hear his classes on Friday We hope hop he will soon be with us again Applicants for positions on the 95 baseball team were tested last Thursday afternoon As a rule the boys were in good condition and very few will be excluded excluded excluded ex ex- from field work The Editor received a leather medal not long ago He was congratulating himself thinking it had been sent him himas as a token of regard from someone who had fallen in love with an editorial But it was merely a an an advertisement Such is the life of an editor Hon T. 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B Lewis Territorial Commissioner Commissioner Commissioner Com Com- missioner of Schools delivered a lecture on II The State and Higher Education last Thursday evening before a large audience Some very good ideas were brought forth but at times the speaker became tiresome probably because the lecture was read from manuscript and so many statistics many statistics were given Riter Colton Hills Ny Crismon and Paul Kimball last Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednes Wednes- day mounted their wheels and went to Becks Beck's Hot Springs for the purpose of trying the new track there which they reported to be in good condi condition tion though not yet completed Coming back the distance was covered in quick time Thomas How long do ye we have for answering the questions Mr N N i Mr N N II Three hours and four if you wish II Thomas It looks like enough for a week Mr N N Enough for a month if you dont don't know anything about it Would it not be well for the proper authorities to see that the ink bottles in inthe inthe inthe the library are always filled with ink to tos to's s 's see e also that pens are placed there with which students can write One gentleman gentle gentle- man used a pen found in the Library to copy a paper and the instructor asked him if he had used a paint b brush rush in performing performing performing per per- forming his task We Weare are in receipt of th the following presumably for publication No name was attached but in violation of a rule of journalism it is to be published Then too we dont don't know what it means but hope th the readers will Sanders is the natured best-natured man in inthe inthe inthe the class Tr T Tristran stran istran is the best looking Van Cott assists the ladies by keepIng keeping keeping keep keep- ing the children still t Poulson in telling stories true tales Matheson quit and left Misses Dunford Dunford Dunford Dun- Dun ford and Lawson without a protector protector Poor girls Misses Ekman Spencer and are deprived of a sociable companion by having no gentleman in their division Taken on on a whole the class is doing work that made the CHRONICLE man ashamed of what he did last term Students Notice The CHRONICLE box has been at last placed in the main hall It hangs immediately to the right of the Faculty Bulletin board and an earnest invitation is extended to all students students students stu stu- dents to place in it contributions of literary literary literary lit lit- merit items of local interest are also solicited Sign your name to all contributions This is for our information tion only and not for publication On Monday the the CHRONICLE was Yas favored with a pleasant visit from John Meteer and Fred Nelson The former poses in iri the editorial chair of the Richfield Advocate and the latter is at the head of the T Tintic Miner Both seemed to breathe again the air of school days as they pass passed d through the rooms and hallways or sent an odd glance at the campus walking May is getting to be quite popular exercise and recreation At least we so infer as a young lady and young gentleman of our institution one day last week took themselves and a anice anice anice nice lunch away from the haunts of the busy world and ate it the lunch in a cave near the Warm Springs and afterwards afterwards afterwards after after- wards wandered over the hills Since then many gay youthful parties have imitated the example thus set We have a complaint to make on behalf behalf behalf be be- half of those who ride their bicycles to school They leave their wheels outside outside outside out out- side an and l go to classes There are certain certain certain tain people who seem to think they have havea a mortgage on all wheels unless a large iron chain and lock are used to prevent them from being carried off These people people people peo peo- if they wish to go up town choose a a. wheel from the lot and ride away without scruples as to honesty or pangs of conscience It should be done away with People who bring wheels to school do not in intend tend them to be used for the establishing of a free riding school r The positions in which we often find many of our young men while they are in the Library we do not commend One will sit in one chair place his feet on another and settle back apparently for a nap Our surprise is great to see him attempt to study in such a painful state of equilibrium Another will sit down place his feet upon the rounds of the chair and put his knees up into a position very near his chin And he even in such a position attempts to to study These are examples of the many we see We hope these young men will will hereafter be more dignified while in th the Library The Delta Phi Society gave its second second second sec sec- ond party of th the season Friday March 1st in Christensen's Hall The committee committee committee com com- fairly distinguished itself the hall being very beautifully decorated Dancing began at nine and continued until past half-past on one We noticed a great many many University people present but not as many as we should like to have seen These parties are given for the purpose of having a good time and we think they should be the means of socially socially socially so so- uniting the University students Y Yet t the attendance of so many outsiders shows how popular are the University parties The Delta Phi will pr probably bably give another party during spring Vacation vaca vaca- tion J Young Snell Gibson Bailey Bailey Bailey Bai Bai- ley Ames Caldwell Lynn Robinson and the CHRONICLE representative attended attended attended at- at tended the meeting of the Edina last Wednesday afternoon The program consisted of a piano solo by Miss Lynn and an essay on Helen Hunt Jackson by Miss Young which although short was extraordinarily well ell prepared We commend these two members for their good work The visitors were requested to address the society The CHRONICLE man had a nice little speech prepared but as Young had his say first it sounded rather flat Robinson in an eloquent speech on the subject of woman's womans womans woman's womans woman's wom wom- ans an's rights moved the ladies to tears Snells moustache took quite well and he received a round of applause upon closing Lynn seemed rather confused We presume it was on account of the presence of a certain critical personage The speeches given by the others were on the whole quite good and we are sorry that lack of space forbids us saying saying say say- ing more f J Jh JH u. u I |