Show HOME HAPPENINGS r Who is is that fairy creature who who is is always hanging on on the Gates Subscribers please pay your subscriptions Our bills are due Mrs Harber Mrs and Miss Reese formed a visiting party to o the school Monday Why do students who enter classrooms classrooms classrooms class class- rooms late pass between the professor and the class Please do not praise this fine weather for it may get conceited and deprive ve us s of its glorious presence i f Professor Define hate hate Mr Psychology y st student strident dent I I can feel it better than I can define it The company chosen by Miss Babcock Babcock Babcock Bab- Bab cock to produce The Rivals held three rehearsals in the gymnasium last week The work is progressing progressing- very satisfactorily Some changes will likely be made bev-made made In the present presen cast cast t a Baseball twill will no doubt be bethe the spring game Welling has paid for one win win- dow Who comes next Professor Marshall lectures each Monday Monday Monday Mon Mon- Mon Mon- I I day and Friday on on English History They ey are ve very y interesting and in iii- iii The theatre hat that we read about The sleeve that obstructs all view view Cant Can't said to be in it No not for a minute 9 With the dudes dude's latest inch eighteen-inch shoe t fi uA tA A certain up to lady student informs informs informs in in- forms us that the proper manner of salutation is is not Hello now now days days a-days not II but Hell l Pay up your your dues to io the Athletic Association if you do o not wish to be deprived of your membership in the gymnasium classes Baseball enthusiasm is already showing showing show show- i ing g itself in a very demonstrative manne man man- ne ner A broken window broken window windo plainly indicates t that at Welling has a fair amount They tell us May has joined Coxey's army It must must- be true as as' as we see he is wearing a badge which designates him hima a a soldier of that grand organization The Delta Phi public meeting takes place Monday evening March 18 The program will be given in full in m next weeks week's CHRONICLE The public is is cordially cordially cordially cor cor- invited to attend Oh that table tahle in the hall We are much inclined to believe there is a very powerful magnet hidden near it At almost any hour of the day we find it cover covered d with wit a mass s of humanity The last session of the Normal Society was another fizz The debate Y would uld have been good were the members sympathetic enough to listen The Theat at attendance was small and only half of those who did go went to the society The h other half went to write notes to play and finally go home i Lt It has been suggested that that that- coeducation co coeducation tion of the sexes should extend to society work What do you think of it ladies The CHRONICLE columns are areat areat areat at your disposal for expressions II Note passing N in rooms class-rooms is getting getting getting get get- ting to be a chestnut I get so sic sick k of f fit it said a young lady of the Rhetoric c class So say all We Weare are willing to you but but this is an im im- position tion The alligators in the zoological laboratory have at last fast gone to sleep for winter The w warm warm rm atmosphere and puddle of water seems to satisfy them themas as well wen wenas as the swamps of their Flori Florida a ah h home me Those students who haven't attended chapel this past week have missed the poetry of their school work York Professor Whitings Whiting's talks were so earnest so fresh and so marked by sincerity th that t tall all who heard them felt well prepared for the WOl work k of the day II Why dont don't you go to the Library and read the newspapers Because the ones I want to read are close to the door and i it opens and shuts so much letting in the noise of the crowd on the stairs and in the hallway hallway hallway hall hall- way that I go mad when I try Students will be well paid for visiting the Art department The drawing students students students stu stu- dents are doing excellent work drawing pictures of busts Prof Professor Haag has hasa a painting II Arabs Arabs Arabs' at at Chess partly completed Mrs Newmans Newman's painting of an Egyptian girl attracts much attention attention attention atten atten- tion while Miss Ger Gertie ie Musser displays much artistic ability by her ornamental work The committee appointed by the Executive Committee to arrange for a competitive physical test of oL applicants for the the 95 baseball team last Thursday called a meeting of those who wish to compete The attendance was very I. I very encouraging There were several applicants applicants applicants cants for each position The applicants will be tested as soon as possible and practice will then begin if this fine we weather ther continues We are almost certain certain certain tain that the University of Utah 95 team will be an excellent one Three cheers cheers r and anda d a a tiger ig r for our our c coming oming champions champions' 1 T Borgquist is a patriotic fellow This is the way he sums it up the emphasis is of course cours being o on th the red white h te and blue Before reci recitation tation I was was prepared prepared pre pre- par pared t or tho thought I Iwas w was s I I s stood up up t to recite and they tell m ms I was red and then white I I. I failed and felt blue afterwards oil Oh Mr N N Ive I've come to propose propose pro pro- pose Imagine how surprised surprise and overjoyed a certain one of our instructors instructors tors must have been when Miss S S rushed into the room and greeted him with the above words And then to have all his hopes shattered She had come come to propose an hour for an nation Heartless creature Why I am a Republican was the subject on which Dr Tanner lectured at the public meeting of the Zeta Gamma Society last Tuesday evening After tracing the history of the Republican can Party and giving an account of Republican rule the speaker explained the leading principles of the Republican Party protection Party protection reciprocity and the giving of bounties ties The lecture was very interesting and instructive with many well-founded well reasons for being being-a a Republican |