Show lj HOME HAf HAPPENINGS f f ENIN t Washington's birthday last Friday All hail to Georges George's name Miss Mattie Jones and Minnie Hardy were seen in the halls last Wednesday Professor in English Class Dont Don t tuse use sort of I dislike that sort of thing On Tuesday we were pleased to notice Rev Mr Hunter among our visitors Say boys why not send your laundry to the laundries advertising in the Chronicle Barton Co the clothiers are located at 45 and 47 Main Street Patronize them The busin business ss manager is a good mouser He caught a mouse that esca escaped ped local fiend No 2 Miss Brotherhood conducted chapel this week being the first lady who ever I did so in the University Among our last weeks week's visitors were Miss Clara Larsen 94 and Joe and Fred Ridges 93 Mr Geo H. H Crosby Jr has been elected a member member- of the CHRONICLE staff and is is now a full Local editor Are you going to the Delta Phi ball It takes place next Friday in Christensen's Christensen's Christensen's Christen- Christen sens sen's Hall the finest in the he city You will be sure of havin having a good time The Zoology class had under examination examination examination examina examina- tion a strange specimen in a human with six canine teeth but the deacon wouldn't put the specimen on ex ex- hi bi tion We were somewhat surprised surprise to hear one of our young gentlemen greet a ayoung ayoung young oung lady student with Hello ma It is queer how many people are nicknamed How muddy it is around the building I cant can't get to either door without getting ankle deep in mud Thus complained one of our lady friends and so say we all of f us The mineral exhibit is being set up as r rapidly as possible but the janitor informs us that it will not be open for forthe forthe forthe the inspection of the public before many weeks Knock again That was just what one of the professors did when a group of our laughing hughing girls shut the dressing- dressing room and proceeded to give vent to their mirth We have some very minded absent-minded people in our midst One young youn fellow came to school one morning minus his collar and tie and did not know about it until someone informed him of the fact Professor Mr M K K is it why you have been absent from class so often Mr K K Um well Um ah well you see Ive I've bought an interest in a dairy and it keeps me away somewhat from my studies There is a smart girl in in- school This morning we met her She looked as if she h had d something to tell Its in mouth she cried What is it we asked eagerly A A tongue she answered The following question was asked in Normal Society Who is the present President of the French Republic Gibson I I dont don't know his name but you'll find his picture in one of the magazines Married men who attend school have received the unscientific appellation of Freaks of nature The view is en entirely entirely entirely en- en on the surface Look deeper ladies and you will find laws of nature underlying all All ye girls of hysterical temperament tempera tempera- ment listen and reflect Hear what one of our professors has to say bay in regard to hysterical women It I t is all foolishness All hysterical women should be spanked We should as students remember that whatever may be the failings s of our instructors and we should at all times show them perfect respect and observe as good order and decorum as we are capable of doing Charley Marshall paid the University his farewell visit last Jast Wednesday before leaving for Jor Philadelphia where he will reside in the f future ture We hope he had hada a pleasant trip and extend him our best wishes for future prosperity It w wasn't Nelson but Nielson we are pleased to say who lost his moustache last week More serious injuries h have ve been suffered by Robinson and Van Cott Cotto The former now seems to tobe tobe tobe be a a- strange mixture of Cicero and The preliminary contest for the prize offered by the Hon Geo Q Cannon for the best oration on the subject II The Struggle for Vocation was held week before last Mr Corey who has charge of the contest informs us that only one oration was accepted by the committee Another preliminary contest contest contest con con- test test- will be held in the first week of March from which we expect to hear more encouraging reports On Wednesday evening last the Delta Phi and Zeta Gamma societies met in joint session to consider whether or not it would be advisable to grade society work Five members short of a quorum were present and so nothing was done Boys have you heard the latest If not I will tell you J. J P. P Gardner has moved his elegant stock of gents gent's furnishings furnishings furnishings fur fur- across the street from his old stand You will find him at and Main Street Call on him Prices are right As we have heretofore announced the Athletic Association has decided to give a dramatic entertainment some sometime sometime sometime time this spring The play to be given is Sheridan's comedy The Rivals Miss Babcock has selected a company and work will begin immediately The company is an excellent one the caste will be announced later Judge Judd came up from Provo Tuesday evening where he heK was busily engaged in court to lecture at a public meeting of the Zeta Gamma Society Why I am ama a Democrat was the subject subject subject sub sub- and was very ably answered from froma a constitutional standpoint no reference being made to the faults of other political political political poli poli- parties r JT rt I C Is the world growing better Pro- Pro lessor fessor Marshall last Thursday evening in a well-delivered well lecture proved that the affirmative of th this IS question is certainly certainly certainly true The moral condition of man like nature n re has ha has evolved from a state of crudeness to to a state much better etter than that hat of its original condi condi- tion The Egyptians were a nation of slaves Slavery not ingenuity built th those e massive pyramids Egypt's religion religion religion re re- ligion was as nothing more than ion Greece attained literary perfection perfection perfection tion but her religion and freedom were ere not what most of us us' us believe In Greece the citizens existed for forthe the state in Rome vice versa Thus we see the improvement of Rome over Greece Then Christ came and the world was lightened for a time The Dark Ages followed and though characterized by wickedness were were even better than the world had ever been before Today the world has reached its highest state of purity in all its history and though we hear so often of the good old days gone by yet it would be far more appropriate to look into the future and sing of the good old days which are really not past but yet to come With Christ before us as our pattern we need not fear for posterity A large audience listened attentively to the lecture and that they appreciated it was shown by the applause the lecturer lecturer lec- lec received upon closing jl Talk about women bein being tongue Just look down the hall and watch those fellows Do you YOl see that large one waving his arms about and the other tall thin one shaking his fist in that li tittle le fellows fellow's face They're discussing g emu emulation and the question of grading the so societies They assemble assemble assemble assem assem- ble there every day and repeat r peat that performance Thus said a young lady student and she sped upstairs as if someone had announced a case of leprosy in the University Last Thursday the Delta Phi held a special meeting to elect a vice dent the office having been made vacant t by the resignation of Mr Bernard Howell It did not take the society soci ty very long to find out that Mr Milton Bennion was the man for the place That part of the constitution relating to elections was suspended and the gentleman was The chosen by a unanimous vote members one and all of the Delta Phi sincerely regret that Mr Howells Howell's work compelled him to resign and it is certain certain tain that the many services he has the society are appreciated |