| Show The Robes of Juno The first rays of a summer sun were gilding the pinnacles of Joves Jove's palace on Olympus when Juno awakening discovered that her lord and master had disappeared during her sleep Where Where- upon the queen of heaven knowing her her- husbands husband's erring nature and calling to mind the sundry complaints as to his conduct that had been made in times of yore waxed exceeding wroth and descended at once to earth that earth that perchance perchance perchance per per- chance she might ascertain the Thun Thun- derer's whereabouts and bring him home before he could in involve vole vol e himself in any new difficulties Now it came to pass that Jove returning returning returning re re- turning from the palace of Mercury whither he had gone when his spouse missed him discovered her absence Looking forth upon the earth he saw Juno uno peering suspiciously into a cave on Mount Parnassus Then did the king of gods ani an j men in his turn wax wroth for that he well knew whom his queen did suspect to find on earth II Behold It he cried and his voice was the voice of thunder I am become exceedingly weary of these suspicions of my spouse Thus will I punish them It Whereupon he sent a most terrific storm of rain and thunder hurtling hurtling hurt hurt- ling across the sky And unhappy Juno who was now crossing a barren plain was exposed to the full fury of her husbands husband's wrath And it came to pass that the robes of Juno waxed exceeding wet and lo loas loas lo- lo as the rain beat upon them they did be begin in to shrink as the dignity dignity dignity dig dig- of a wet cockerel And behold before before before be be- fore the storm ha had passed the hem of Junos Juno's robes hung at least a foot from the drenched soil Yet did the queen of heaven rejoice for that her garments could no longer be defiled by trailing on the muddy ground And returning unto Olympus she revealed unto the other goddesses the convenience of shrunk robes on a rainy day Wherefore do goddesses even unto this present time wear short robes when it Occident l Why do I educate myself For three reasons First for present enjoyment second that I may be more useful to tomy tomy tomy my man fellow-man third that I may know as much as possible to the end of this lif life so as to have a good start for eternity A proposition has been made to the Inter-collegiate Inter Athletic Association to send a challenge to Oxford and Cambridge Cambridge Cambridge Cam Cam- bridge for an annual meeting between the winners of the American in intercollegiate intercollegiate intercol intercol- championship and the winners of the Oxford Cam Oxford Cambridge bridge meet A young ladies' ladies literary society at the University of South Dakota recently discussed this question with closed doors door Resolved That higher education education education tion unfits a man for matrimony The j judges were wives of faculty members and decided unanimously in the affirmative |
