| Show eiE KORE KITS HITS AD B G c J r. Twelve weeks more in the school year Then what Next Monday begins hegins the Spring Term Exams this week Mr J. J G. G Lind is back at school doing work in assaying j It is quite probable that the School I for the Deaf will close after May 1st R. R L. L McGhie returned to the U University University Uni Uni- ni- ni yesterday after an illness of six ix weeks H H HH H H You take ought to a course course in geology theres there's where they cut up the cats Two or three of the newly-elected newly board of editors have not been een assigned departments ts as yet fw We Weare are glad to see that our professors are beginning to find out that examinations examinations examinations examina examina- f are of no use The latest mystery at the University is r Who got away with our hat from the CHRONICLE sanctum In what condition is the mind of a person when she enters the class fifty- fifty nine minutes late and asks how late she is i s 0 It appears that Mr N N isn't in it any more Mr J J had the inside IJ track or seat by the lady Friday in History I What are the the students who take memory training to infer if the professor it sor of that class forgets that there is isu u such a one in the University r There There is a person at school whom some call Skag and we are exceedingly exceedingly exceed exceed- ro curious to know who possesses I such an unusual name Some of the students must have possessed an excess of orange peel one day l last st st. week by the condition in which Miss found her coat pocket Racey W. W Young who was reported to have been in a very critical condition a few weeks ago is improving gradually and is on a fair road to recovery After next week we drill How many of the students will receive this with the same sort of a smile that Johnny received his to saw the wood From the number of students seen on Main Street on Saturday last wearing green ribbon one would be led to believe that we had just received an importation importation importation im im- from Erin Would you not call a fellow lucky who had two young ladies walk home with him and another waiting at school for him to go home with her Such was the case with one of our gentlemen students the other day A change has been made in the staff Why dont don't the students exercise some enthusiasm in electing the board of editors Dont Don't you know students that the success of the paper depends almost entirely upon its editors It is wonderful the curious things girls do The other evening one of our lady students went into a room for glycerine but instead of getting the glycerine bottle she found one resembling resembling resembling ling it and bathed her hands in French shoe polish Last Friday the General History Class were entertained by some exceedingly exceedingly exceedingly exceed exceed- Arc interesting essays on Joan of The essayists were Misses Edyth Ellerbeck Ellerbeck Ellerbeck Eller Eller- beck and Marie Lorentzon and Soule All handled their subjects with skill and portrayed a great deal of study and thought though t. t A bomb was exploded in the main hail on Monday of last week by the appearance of the following notice on the bulletin board No professor or instructor has been authorized to announce to classes that any departments of the University will willbe willbe willbe be dropped after this term J. J T. T KINGSBURY |
