| Show J l IE SIT S KO p J I Where are we at Oh what a time Is this or Oh What a difference in the morning morning morn morning morn morn- ing Who says that there is no patriotism at the University of Utah f- f Charles Marshall ha has left the Varsity r f to accept a position on the Herald Prof Cummings delivered several very interesting lectures on Washington last week Owing to an unavoidable delay at the printers printer's we are two days late this week Some of the young ladies have decided to avoid crowding the stairs in the future Our visitors this week are Tuesday Miss Cannon Miss Nora Cannon Miss Lambert There is a student at the University who is so young that his brother walks h him m to sleep every night Prof Marshalls Marshall's classes have given up their time to writing essays on the life of Washington the past week The class in in soph English has developed quite an amount of oratorical genius on the subject The petition to the faculty asking for foran foran foran an extension of the holiday last week was granted So we had no school Friday There is a student who is so conscientious conscientious conscientious con con- about being on time that he starts at the top of every hill he comes i I to and rolls to the bottom so as to get i there the sooner L The debate between the University of Utah and the University of Colorado rr r is a settled thing Salt Lake will probably probably ably be the scene of the com combat bat o r I IOne One of our staff performed the marvelous marvel marvel- h ous feat of purchasing an entirely new sort of material He went to a dry Ji goods store asked asked for two yards of helIotrope heliotrope heliotrope helio helIo- trope and got it x JJ We Weare are going to whisper a few secrets i ito to the readers of the CHRONICLE H Here re I t they h ey are lj f The CHRONICLE can be had for the remainder remainder re re- of the ear for forThe i iThe The following is vouched for as true j A certain ain bashful student went to dancing dancing dane dane- ing sc school h 00 I an and d w when h en t the h e d master dancing master J 1 called upon him to take his lesson he AyeA remarked blushing No No thank you I I cant can't dance A AThe T The he University of Utah Glee club was compelled to forego the pleasure Z i of entertaining the audience gathered to ray r celebrate Washington's birthday J with w the Zeta Gamma Gamm a last T Thursday night nigh 11 an and great was the disappointment 1 thereat 1 What means that 1 means dreadful rumbling rumbling ling asked a timid student of her companion companion companion com com- J panion last Tuesday Oh that is the i crowd of fellows who are compelled to sit and listen liste to the military department lecture said the fellow who had spent a week at home with the faculty's permission permission per per- J mission for n not t giving giving sati satisfactory factory excuse excuse excuse ex ex- cuse for not drilling Racey W. W Young 94 one of our brightest students has been confined to J z h. h his IS b bed e d WIt with h ln inflammatory fl r rheumatism h. h for the past six weeks Latest advices from his home East First South Street City inform us that he is very low indeed and the chances for fog his recovery are very slight This will be received ved with regret byall byall by all ll at the the- University At a banquet given by bythe the University Club ih in their elegant apartments in the McCornick Building Prof Kingsbury answered the toast The University of Utah and did it too very eloquently Among those present on that occasion were Prof Whiting Prof Prot Marshall l Prof Mathews and Lieutenant Wright After the Ball Supper faultless oz t The The ic mm-ic was fine r Who Who took the cake l i Pronounced a great success i novel Programs exceedingly The The hall beautifully de decorated orated 1 Girls G Girls irIs sweet as peaches and cream a The The dressiest affair yet held at the University of Utah J Our Our handsome Business Manager led the grand march Lady Lady Editors Many Many new faces were seen in the theft ft- ft hall This speaks for the University affairs i The The scheme invented ted by t the e ladies of putting chairs sofas and rugs in the hall was indeed a success Chi Chips from the ps cherrytree cherry- cherry tree must have be been n off the old block instead of from the young tree A. A The The gentleman who got his coat covert covered d with drippings from the Chinese Chin Chin- ese lanterns can use one of the hotheaded hotheaded hotheaded hot hot- headed kickers who visit our office to get the grease out of his coat ii if he will i. i call at the CHRONICLE sanctum |
