| Show C iY E ANI Beautiful snow Why all this kicking Who went to sleep in History Class Query Wh Where re are Angels Angel's stripes How to see stars without skating Take a a. class at 8 30 What person makes most out of or nothing noth noth- ing The translator of a cipher Pod II Grammar and Literature Literature Literature Litera Litera- ture are the Siamese Twins of language They tell us that O. O B. B Gwin is going to leave us soon We Weare are extremely sorry The weather is cold and if you would keep warm get your coal from from T. T R. R Ellerbeck Some of the students are becoming very very J brilliant Their remarks are so bright Heesch Davies Co are the men to thaw out water I pipes ipes and put in gas etc Try them When do pupils work themselves into a perspiration studying Ans When sitting on a radiator Prof Kerr and President Kingsbury went to the Agricultural College with the Legislators on Friday It is to be h hoped ped that the students who threaten to extract our front hair will think twice before they act Wanted Some Some one to answer the questions Miss Brotherhood asks in in Elementary Elementary Ele Ele- Methods Her pupils are too quiet Report has it that the members of the Salt Lake City High School are about to start a paper We wish them success and await its appearance F Eliason in General History If a person were executed excommunicated he couldn't live people wouldn't give him anything to eat Applause Scenes in Geology Class Gibson Professor dont don't these trade winds blow continually Prof N N Yes now and then Young ladies should remember to carry umbrellas on stormy mornings so that it will not be necessary to skip classes in order to curl those troublesome bangs in paper A certain young lady of our school defined man manas as one of Natures Nature's blunders blunders blunders blun blun- ders and and woman as an in invention ven tion on that blunder What a sore invention in inthis inthis inthis this particular case case Friend Wheres Where's Jenta Other friend Oh she has gone off wi with th one of the girls They are writing a book in which they will reform the gender of the German nouns No wonder our 94 Normal Class are becoming conceited when one of the professors told them that he would wIllingly willingly willingly will wIll- teach school without a salary if he could always have them for pupils What makes this chemistry book text book so wet Chemistry student Why Professor said If you cant can't balance an equation add water so I took the entire book to the hydrant Our visitors the past week were Monday Monday Miss Miss Wells and Miss W Wood Wood- manse city J. J R. R Hickman N Nephi Wednesday Wednesday Misses Misses Mable Cooper Mag McLellan Elsie Anderson and Dale Minor city City Student What is all that azure vapor g up the stairs from the basement Country Student only the CHRONICLE editors ha having a swearing bee down in the sanctum Some of the jokes contributed by th the e students the past week were so heavy that i it t would have taken a dray to get them to the printer ter so they will no appear Miss A A Physiology student describes describes describes de de- scribes the stomach as having a serious senous membrane We would like to call the attention of some some of the students to the fact that they could help the janitor very much by refraining from throwing the remnants remnants remnants rem rem- nants of their luncheon on the floor and andin andin andin in the corners If not for his sake it should be done for decency's sake at least It looks very bad y We would like to inform the readers of the CHRONICLE that the Mendacity Club recently organized is gaining in strength Numerous applications are received daily The club is conducted upon a strictly mendacious principle T Three uee members were recently dropped because they told the truth Bert Y ung Dean Young Shady Stringer George Swan and j f Misses Ray Riggs Maggie Snell Curt Young Cora Young and Neta Yearsley Yearsley Yearsley Years- Years ley composed a skating party who spent spen the day at Hiles Hile's Pond Saturday January They took lunch along and returned about 5 pm p.m. delighted with their outing though somewhat tired after the ups and downs that al always always always al- al ways accompany a skating trip The I CHRONICLES CHRONICLE'S CHRONICLEs paid a visit to the training school of the U University University Uni Uni- ni- ni last Wednesday and was very highly entertained There are about eighty first and second grade pupils presided over by Miss Kees and Miss assisted each week by some member of the Normal Class After the noon recess the classes are divided into ten groups which are taught by The latest improved methods are used and the little ones are instructed in such sucha t a way as to quicken their t faculties They were working at painting painting painting paint paint- ing in water-colors water having as a model a alive alive alive live rabbit eskimo huts and watching experiments in in Physics with an interest and aptness that would shame man many an older student It was indeed a revelation to our reporter reporter reporter re re- porter and the prediction is that with such practice our will be able to compete with the best educators in inthe inthe inthe the c country Disappointment Sad experience of a bashful University Student k romance t in two chapters CHAPTER R I. 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