Show ft f f amad rm Ad hr colt comments ct the editor s column on ozz hidirs one or Jp tenae him i senator smoot say says ho has been true to his trust probably moaning meaning tho the sugar trust wonder if the official organ of the demimonde will chronicle the arrival of a new colony as promptly ax as it mentioned me the departure of a few of these several weeks ago that a republican levoi beti too old to want a public office is demon by uncle joe cannon former speaker of tho house who at seventy eight aspires aspire i to return to f congress from tho eighteenth illinois district victor L berger former socialist social 1st congressman from milwaukee says when the international socialist con gress meets in paris next week ho he bill ill suggest that tle laboring people of all european nations outside of servia and austria go on strike to pr prevent eventa a general war the reason the news supposed the advocate referred to a price lawyer as reminding the editor of that paper ot a character in the dakers was because there are several false alai ms in the legal profession in this mans town people who are getting money under false pretenses pretense a and thebie not either the news is pleased to observe that president wilson and his advisers have averted the of railroad engineers and firemen on 98 western roads scheduled to take effect tomorrow the administration showed the railroads that if they failed to submit their grievances to arbitration the employed emp loyes had of feied feted tho railroads would be held hed responsible for the threatened strike if the grafters of carbon county have hugged to their sh shriveled rivele d souls the delusion that because county con aiss loner sharp is moving his family to salt lake he be is about to de desert sert carbon county they have another think coming mr sharps interests are all in carbon county and he be will continue to live work and vote in this county which should be welcome dews news to the honest people of price and carbon county present indications are that the little fire started in this county by the county commissioners in the interest terest of more just taxation will i spread all 0 oer er the state and the common people will bo given relief by making the big tax dodgers come through with a more equitable share f of taxation carbon is no not the only county that has this problem to solve and the progressives of the state are taking up this question as IL 11 campaign isue issue pioneer day celebrations were t t held at price and castle gate on july and the advocate of this city ity which poses as the only genuine 1 ine blown in the bottle booster for price lave gave the tho castle gate c calibration 1 haratio 1 two columns and not a word vord for the price celebration the fact that the utah fuel company fathered the oele celebration bration at Q castle astle gate may have had something to do with the favori shown shoma the ass its in masters asters crib etc and price people ran can take a back seat when the advocate is passing the bouquets if I 1 only the kingas clotild be pin de to i 0 do the r alrh back jn in the feudal ages when it convenient for of men to jab javelins into other thousands of men a cheaper way of settling international squabbles was sometimes aued ed and one quite as dramatic each side would choose a champion encase him in sheet iron lift him on a prancing steed put a scantling under hia his arm and spur him to ride against the other champeon it similarly rigged up the object was to put the other fellows eye out or bump him into eternity thus everybody could see the battle and at tho the utmost only two poisons could bo be killed of late most of the folks in europe have been wondering eting what to do with their kings and ringlets kinglets king hing lets generally speaking enking sp an expensive lot wh who 0 don 4 t earn their pay it be fine if when they fall out instead of letting them send great of workingmen nien on to battlefields to shoot each other up when neither has any personal row with the other the kings and arid king lets lots themselves should be forced to enter a roped arena and bare settle their own scraps instead of war staggering mankind with its frightful costs this plan would make it a source of profit think of the gate receipts you could draw by a setto set to ba between tween say the kaiser and the czar or between the crown prince of servia aa and the chap wa who 10 aj slated to succeed old franz joseph I 1 between wars too think how much it would improve the health of european soye sovereigns reigns now a P good bit run down by too much intermarriage for with this ring job always s staring ein em in the face have to keep im m condition an army is only a man multiplied directing it is always a human mind A fight between two men therefore would be quite as fair as between two thousand or two million and if you padded the gloves there be a single widow orphan or pension denver express there was a calendar salesman in town from the east cast task last week and several merA merchants ants tho who have asked the news to roast the mail older houses purchased calendars from the peddler the news is in favor of patronizing local houses in preference to eastern mail order concerns but believes the merchants of price should set tho the example either of the price printing houses c could 0 uld supply the price merchants mei chants rith with calendars d ars and in many cages cases save the purchaser money |