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Show 1 i y H Inter- Mountain H Editorial Hilites H Selected for Western Newspaper Union Service by It. A. C. and C. 11. W. M Edison did not discover the talking H mtichluc. A fellow named Adam beat H him to It. Carson City (Nev.) News. M How to pay the Inonc tax Isn't H bothering us half as ui:ch as how ta H get the Income. Wluticmuccu (Nev.) H "The day of the vampire Is waning,'1 H .ihjcrvcs Theda Barn. A few gray H h'Jrs and some wrinkles do It, eh? H Salt Laku Telegram. jH Nothing pleases a pretty woman H moro than to be seen on thu street with H another wouuTn who isn't pretty. Mid H vale (Idaho)"Reporter. H Our new secretary of win ca.i speak H Chinese, but' what wo want is some H body who can talk so tho Japs cuti iH understand It. Prlco (Utah; Sun. H But then, even long'beforo there wni ' H uch a thing ns "medical beer," there H were those who pronounced It pretty JM good medicine, especially on a hot, H 1 thirsty day. Butto (Mont.) Miner. 1 Flier needs cither a revival of tnv curfew ordinance, or else parent M should exercise greater vigilance in M knowing tho whereabouts of their M youngsters ut night. Filer (Idaho) H Record. H Judging from the amount of liquor fl Doing withdrawn lioni uomiou ware- m houses for sacramental purposes, thcro M must be u bis wave of religion sweep- M lug over tho laud. Brlgham, City H (Utah) Journal. M Germans arc wagering as much aa M 50,000,000 marks In u single day on H the race tracks of Berlin. Even In M terms of real money these sums would '' go Mime distance toward relieving tho M distress of which the Gcrmnns com- H plain. Idaho Falls (Idaho) Tlmo M Register. M Whatever may bo the pet Ideas of H those who elect u life of bloomercd, B sluglc-blessedness, a woman never was H born to be u Judge und Jury. Her seep- H tor hi u caress, and her boundless cm- H plre n realm of love. When she falls H thorn her power over man has largely M dwindled. Poculello (Idaho) Tribune. H UUh Mcems to hnvo sidetracked Uh H widely advertised legislation limiting H j thu-height -of tho heel on-ft"Womin'ii"w W shoes In order to puss nn anti-tobacco H law. Tho millennium wjll M probably come beforo zealots of thu H Utah species, now so certain thnt thuy M are right, learn thut they uru nearly Ml H wrong. Goldflld (Nev.) Tribune. H Many people nrguo that the now H nntl-clgni"Hc law will not accomplish M anything. They are wrong. It will M enable ninny parents who are too busy M t,'o!ng to dances uuC card parties and H huvu growing boys to pass the buck to M the sheriff and that's one of the pur- H rniu fnt ivlili-.1i tlwi hill wnu Ifltrn. liH Miced. Prlco (Utah) News-Advocate. H A New Zealand authority asserts H that Japi n Is planning to take Aust- H trullu uinl then step over and annex H tho Unltod States. But don't let it H disturb your pence cf mind. We'll H have phuity of time to down a few H moro chcken dinners before we hnvo , M to kowtow to tho little brown mikado, H Logan (Utah) Journal. H The majority of fiiriucis who own M dairy herds In Carson Valley fully H reallzo tho folly of feeding nnd milk- H Ing a cow thnt only produces 200 H pounds of butter-fat per year, when, H through a good animal, the yearly out- H put can be rained to !!50 or 400 pounds H with tho snme amount of feed and H Inbor. Gardnorvlllo (Nev.) Record- H Courier. H Considering tho fact that England JM lcquh-cd territory about hnlf the slzo H uf the United States In Africa by tho H world war, nnd that this country has M been paying England for transporting H Its troops, It would seem about tlmo M to drop any further discussion nbout H cancelling the ten million dollar loan H made England. Greybull (Wyo.) H Standard. M Senator Frank Gooding likes to say H that Idaho's jwealth Is her soil. But H the senator Is not quite right. Not H her soil, but her water, makes Idaho M what hho has become and gives Idaho H the promise of what she will do to- H morrow. For valueless are her arid H plains without life giving water. That H Is why somo day before we reach tho H utmost In Idaho reclamation, tlil.s H Mate must learn to properly use and H conserve her most priceless gift. M Culdivcll (Idaho) Tribune. H President Harding by nil meant H should try to conio west this year and H besides thereby getting all tho better H acquainted with tho United States, see H the flno western states that IHpcd put H him In the presidency. Butte (Mont.), JH When buying a few Inches square ot fH veal nowadays one cannot help but ijHJ llilnk of tho reckless prodigality ovl ,&-. thut old man who killed n whole on Ji?S for a mciii'ly badtgg son- BHghnra 'U City (Utan) Jourz.nl, 'fell Hi . r..'mm |
