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Show H Stmt to make out yout next year' H Cluistmns list now. H I Then on the other hand it may be H Cook was only lie-ing under a mistake H I "Do fishes smell?" ask Dr. Parker H of Yale. Why, dead fishes do, of IH course. . ; H r Still there was "something tolten in H Denmark" even before Cook's record H got there. H - H i The Slaughter in East Africa still goes H on as Jast as the typuwritor magazine H gun will work. H ' An American was found dead in H London with his pockets full of money, iH Eidontl' he had jnst arrived. I It is now claimed that Cleopatra's body is buried in Paris, All the gay old gitls gravitate thither, it seems, ; Mark Twain has been in favor of Woman Suffrage for fifty years, but he has forgot to mention it until now, H T. R. has killed a jugow and a tope. H Any African animal not yet killed will H please stand up and get its name into the Hj latest dispatches. H Andrew Carnegie thinks $20,000, H 000 would "buy peace in Central H America" It might buy Central America, H but it wouldn't buy peace. I The African royalty Roosevelt has been receiving on his travels is as nothing compared to the royalty he will receive on his writings when he gets home. A lady clerk at the headquarters o the D. A. Rtcrs has been discovcren to be a dcraulter in a large sum of money, Now, if it had been a mere man Wu ling-Fang is on record as opposed op-posed to football. This is a consistent attitude for a man who thinks people ought to live 200 years. When Willie Hoist goes into the barnyard and rakes over an unsavory heap of refuse, it is astonishing to observe the character of his breathlessly interested interest-ed audience. Western papers commiserate with a man who has been in prison 27 years and has never seen a trolley car. If the western variety is anything like the Philadelphia brand, he hasn't miued a great deal. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy CutMCiild. Croup and Whooping Cough. |