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Show US Mr. R. and HS Conscience (Soliluoy) Alex, me lad, ye hae dune well. Ye hae deceived the Republicans, and gobbled the consthutional amendments; ye hae played in with the Demmies, and made them believe that ye are agin the Repubs; ye hae donated a column of the Preserver to the Socialists, and hae caught oodles of them with tne bate; ye hae received favorable mention in the editorial columns of the Great' Campaghn, and also in the Pre-1 server. Ah, lad, I am prud of i ye. Yur name appears at the head of the editurial column of the Preserver, as wun of the ' editurs and publisjers, and while yur handrto be shure, never has ventured into the columns of this sacred page, except to lift in the type, what is the difference? Isn't your brother John an at-tachee at-tachee of the supreme court, and didn't he write a letter for publication in the Preserver sayin ' how gud the paper wuz, and sayin as how he had been too . busy to write before since the' paper wuz started? And didn't ish as to suspect that John, with the assistance of Urtcle Sip, wuz really the editurs of the paper. That is one advantage of living liv-ing in the ennthry. The people will believe anything thut you tell them." To be continued.) |