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Show Out of the Ginger Jar. A runabout wagon is greatly to bo preferrod to a runabout wife. Tho evils ofrlohes nro seldom 'manifest to tbeso who possess them. Many storiei aro like anhes: when thoroughly sifted there ia not muoh left. There ia this to bo said for the 'apple troe it never hides any fruit In its trunk. ," Sheep are most prealstent gam olerB, though they are constantly betas be-tas fleeced. i Some folks find out how far a dolUr wll go by seeing bow far they c'aa go on a dollar. Tbe pig haa never been knows to ""xpres any desire for jowlory, though it often wears a ring. It koeps tho souiety dootors buBy nowadays bunting up new diseases tbat the common people do not have. The ohantioleer hat proves tbat uot only must oity folks look to tbe farmyard for tbelr living, but also for their styles. The young fellow who told bis best girl that sho was tbn apple of bis eye, doubtleaa meant tbat she wbb a 'Seek-no-furthor." Always stand up for the right, hut do not wear youreelf out with worry beoause you can not turn tbe world and make it over in a day. Many a woman aa sharp ub a brier at tbe bargain counter, has been obliged to confess that she was fooled in tbe selection of a husband. May Farm Journal. |