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Show f ii wi 'ii mwmi'ij imni iimiimn urn, mmii im . ' H Wants to be Wooed I aAMWWHniiiii m in i Makes mo aggravntln' weary fur to hear tills leap your feller, Bout It boln' rlent an' proper fur a gal to bruco her roller, Fur to pop tho question at him, tell him how bIio hankers fur him, An' with lallygagKin' lunguago to tho limit try to stir him. May bo proper In the city, 'cordln' to their high Hung vlewln'e, But you'll never ketch this Bagchen but-tin' but-tin' in with no slch doln'a, Fur, according1 to ray ideas, 'tisn t lady-. lady-. llko nor nttln'. .... An' a gal that nln't wuth askln' fur, by jlng, ain't wuth a-gittln'. 'Tlsn't out o' place In leap year fur a gal to mako auvnncea In a-orncln' decent follers fur their company com-pany to dances, Or to mcobo take 'em rldln', or to see 'em home rrom parties, Fur the fun it Is revcrsln' o' tho tables on the smartlcs, But a-nmkln' love toward 'em In a B spoony way an' filghln'. " M An' n-rollln' up their eyeballs like a dogy calf a-dyln', t H Is degradln' to our gender, don't koor B how had they aro smitten, H An' a gnl that ain't wuth nskln' fur ain't IHfl nowlso wuth a-glttin'. M Mebbe gals thnt's glttln' skeery aa they see their chances sllppln', H An' kin feel the strands a-purtln In the liH rope o' hope theyro grlppln', H Aro excusable fur tryin' as u last resort iHIH to try to H Qlt some mascullno refusln's that no bIHH otlior gal's 'd tlo to; H But If any lovin' rider ever ropes this llttlo critter H He will have to do tho chinnin' naces- snry fur to get 'er; H 8o I'll Jest keep on attondln' to my In- B dividual knlttln', Fur a gal that ain't wuth nskln' fur, by M gosh, ain't wuth a-glttin'. M TJames Barton Adams In Denver 1'oaL H |