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Show H - This is going the rounds of Wall B street: A broker from the financial fl vortex sought admission at the pear- H ly gates. "Who arc you?" said St. " Peter. "What have you done that H entitles you to admission?" "Well, I B saw a decrepit woman in Broadway M the other day and gave her two H cents." "Gabriel, is that on record?" H ''Yes, St. Peter, it's marked to his fl credit." "What else have you done?" 1 "Well, I crossed the Brooklyn bridge M tiie oilier night and met a newsboy M half frozen to death and gave him B one cent." "Gabriel, is that on H die records?" "Yes St. Peter." H- "What else have you done?" Well, H I can't recollect anything else just M now." "Gabriel what do you think M we ought to do with this fellow?" H "Oh, give him back his three cents H and tell him to go to hell." |