Show whery M he lie 77 PY the I 1 he editor s column drw on of or asre that please t a I 1 A city olty paper a few days ago carried a big heading how trusts are formed what is needed isa is a recipe for a few of hem them if the midland trail is not completed by july it will be easy to place tho blaino blame where it belongs at the door of tho the state officials claM come to price on the bie fourth and bring as many ot of your fi tends as you can were going to have bavo i a good time and want to divide it with our friends uncle sama sami statisticians in have we fag ared out that the cost nf living is higher now than at any time during the past 30 years dont we know that without being told scientists say there is a possibility t that hat the potato may become extinct bo be tough on the irish but just imagine what would happen to the dutch if the kraut crop should fail the city marshal of green river has issued a bulletin to the tile effect that ho will arrest the next person ho he sees riding a bicycle on the sidewalk a good idea and one ono that ought to bo ba acted on in price some of those who have been trying to discredit public accountant edat edmunds ads were very quiet when ho he was in town last week wrong Is it possible these thes e malign ers are cowards most of them are sisseton Sis Siss seAon don south dakota is trying saloon regulation in a now way ay it has granted but two saloon licenses a and nd they go to ono one man who has contracted to turn over to tho the town and county all profits in excess of his salary of 1800 per year tho the chief of police of greeley Gro eley goto colo Is of the opinion that some of the latest street dresses are indecent and the other day he sent a young girl homo home v with ith instructions to put on more duds or atty in the house so far as the news is able to learn the appointment of harry smith as postmaster for price is meeting the approval of the great majority of the patrons of the office the news predicts that there will be no faai shown under P postmaster 0 s t m a s t r smiths incumbency tho the experts have agreed that each others figures are wrong ono one of them admitting that snider der owes tho the county while the other after a thoron thorough gli examination of bisare his predecessors decess ors w k is constrained to confess that the county owes sn ander der in the meantime the county is holding tho the sack to the tune of several thousand dollars for which nobody appears to bo legally responsible we are going to have a sane fourth here in price but we are going to have a good timo in spite of sanity mayor olson has instructed the eblem of police to enforce the ordinance prohibiting bi ving fireworks cap pistols and all other property and life destroying instruments the state officials are asking the city authorities ties all over the state to do this in salt lako lake the difference in accidents when sanity preva prevailed ailed and when enit it as a conspicuous by its ab senco sence was 10 to 0 ilie roasts vc we get tho the vernal utah express lias has taken a vehement dislike to that section of the midland trail between denver and salt lake and every week publishes severe roasts anent the trail the volleys are not to be feared as they are untruthful and tho the circulation of that paper is as restricted as a roosevelt mint julep they clamor for the tho indiana tourists to return by way of vernal vernal is a nice little place all right and all that Ps the matter noth it grand junction sentinel |