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Show 6TILL KICKING "The Oracle has again spoken" and it Is all oft with tho eotiniy fair. The gods nro greatly displeased becaurfo they wero not consulted before tho show wns stnrted, and bavo determined deter-mined to "knock" tliu whole- proposition. proposi-tion. In ltd last isstio tho Statcllno fortune teller omits n wall so plaintive that the hardest heart cannot help being be-ing touched. After a lengthy dissertation disserta-tion on Its owr. Veracity, and Ineidentul-ly Ineidentul-ly admitting, with a choking sob, that it was for onco just compelled to tfll tho truth, it closes with tho following "heart-rendering' paragraph: The old rag "oyer at home" hit tho nail on tho head when it Said thu" sumo of our citizens tvCrc loyal add broad minded. Wo know it. That is the matter. Wo tiro kicking at tho lack of gray matter over in the other end of the county, lint wo lepcat, wo have not been treated right over hoie and The Otaclc is not alone in the belief. Tho old gal says sho in "kicking at the Jack of gray matter over In tho other end of tho county." Wo presume she means pus". Well (o tell tho truth, there nro no old suppurating sores in this locality. Sorry we cannot accommodate accom-modate her. Now if slip had asked for "gray-backs" wo would have had no hesitancy In directing her to thu den from which that mcasley rag in tho other end of tho County emluales. Hut In spite of Oracles Kud old cro'nes the fair Is going to bo a pronounced success. And whether tho gipsy comes out and sees tho show or Etays at homo and sulks in her tent Is going to make uo dllteraucc. |