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Show A Job With Drawbacks. I'd liko to be tho sultan, VHJ With thirt wives or moro To quickly do my bidding, BBJ To ope uud shut tlio door; BBJ With ono to a urn my suu-kings HBJ And ono to brush my hut, . ;HH And one to bring my paper, H And ono for my cravat; BBJ With ono to wtidh my tootsies BBJ And onu to dry tho same, BB With ouo to cook ray pancakes BJ And one to roast tho game; iBH With ten to mind tno babies VbI When 1 would take a nap. 4fl I'd like to be the sultan; H ,, Tho job must boa snap. '; , Bb1 I'd llko to bo tho sultan wVJ But lot mo think n bit " IB With thirty different women 'BBJ llow long would I bo It? 'JBB While ono of thorn was pouting Vfll And one of thorn was ci-obs ' vnd one of them was weeping BB Because sho couldn't boss, IrBfl And one of them was sulking WM And ono was breaking plates BB To show her Indopcudonco 'BB Before her pretty mates; jBJ With ton of them declaring BJ To ma right home they'd go BJ If hats were not forthcoming BJ Aud tickets for tho show, .BJ I doubt if I could handle IB With pleasure such a mob. IB I wouldn't bo tho sultan; 1 IH I'll let blm koop tho job, '-KXi BJ |