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Show NOT TO BE CAUGHT. ' j Railroad Porter Who Was Almost 1 Too Sharp. ( Prof. D , a woll known ventriloquist, ventril-oquist, was bidding adlou to somo friends, when ono of them prosonted him with a llttlo fox torrlor, to which ' ho had taken a great fancy. Tho train began to move, and thoro was no time to got a dog ticket; so when tho cry "TIckots!" was hoard at a fow stations sta-tions farther on, Prof. D popped tho dog Into a small hamper, which was labolod, "Prof. D , Vontrllo- qulst," In bold lottors. Tho dog bogan bo-gan barking, which drow tho portor'a attention to tho hampor. Tho portor read tho labol, thon said to tho professor: pro-fessor: "I'm not taking any Just now, mlstor; I'vo boon caught llko that boforo." |