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Show SAD BLOW AT AN OLD JOKE. Man Anxlouslj Asks Police to Find His Kother-In-Law. "Iloro'j a Uesrlptlon of my mother-in-law," sald a meek-looking man, as ho stood beforeLlcut. Kennedy at police po-lice headquarter yesterday afternoon. "A what?"Wed tho lieutenant in Biirprlsc. I "A dcscrlptumof my mother-in-law, ploaso find fcWvaiaitho-'mftncv "I havo looked Jverywhero for her, but I havo been unable to find any traco of her. I was' directed to como to tho police." For a minuto Lieut. Konncdy looked at tho man;jn surprlso, thon ho reached through tho window and took tho description. "Wo'll try and find her," ho said. Tho man loft, tho station and Kennedy Ken-nedy stood forj a moment In deep thought. ThcnJ ho laughed and said: "Well, sir, tho police forco Is ft groat placo for experiences. I've baen hero a long, ilong tlmo myself, but this Is sure atnow one. In all my experience ex-perience this Is tho first tlmo I havo known a man,to como In hero and ask tho police to' And his mother-in-law. There's been a fev asked us to go out and scttlo one." Kansas City Times. |