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Show Geniuses in the Home lliould Ki-nlUHOs marry For miro! KHjioclally warblers who hIiir In mctrlcul nu-aisurou koi onto tho picas-iircx picas-iircx Of coniPthlng like this In tho spring "Adalbert Montroui-or McSwut, Tho stnlr ntrpefH out on the grass: O! why do you fnltfir? For whut Did I marry a jut. iilim?" (Adolbort MontiOKHor. poor nurd! He rnUw tho dust In tho yard. Am ho tiwlptM tho Ingrulii to tin- muslcnl Htrhlll "lVgci-! but thlM grilling Is hard.") Should gonlusoB ninrr) ? You bet! KHpeclally nciilpturoa who "uluilp.I For what can bo bettor than murltal f otter ot-ter To' mnash all hln dronniH Into pulpT "AUKUEttiK Ve Iiney Sonptno. Please glvt- that Apollo the go; I think you uro awfully monn Tho Htovenlpo has tumbled, you know." (Auguvtliki tie r.iuicy. poor wight! lie pound the Btovoplpo with delight, As ho lilts soft lay In cmilonco so gay "Groat Hrritt' tint tlipxe Joints nro tight ' 1 Should genlUHcs iniury? Why cortl Kspeclnlly fellows who paint: For wlmt could be niter, moro nttlng, BUdlcor Than this? Do you follow my plaint? "J Ultrnmurlne Angolo, The water pipe's imrstcd onco moro; Quit painting and luiHton below Thn baby's atlont on tho lloor," &...u,ilrnln.nr,,1 l'luB8 tho holo With his linger while fretting his soul: Alack! the waves cturn nnd ho'o soaking soak-ing knee deep Ah ho smiuta tliep' alono In tho coal.) Should Konlusea mnrry? They must! Ifrpeolnlly mimical ones: Tho violin player, tho piano slnyer, As woll n the lennor tun'.! guns. "Olle nulley Conn-to Vo Squeak. 'iho buti'hor. the baker aw hero; I wish you would go down nnd speak. Anil toll thorn we've gono for a year' (Olle Uulloy ConiPto ho dumps Out his itntMt-imt nias, they're not tiumps: Ho rips out his hair nnd dissembles In air. And Into the noxt county Jumps,) -Horace Seymour KBr In New York Herald. |