Show late senator eulogized washington eulogies on the tho lle of the late senator rayner of maryland were delivered sunday jr arthe h house ouse of representatives by cepro senta tives lewis talbott lin bicum knott covington an dothora do thors there are separate grades of egge eggs in the market markel ono la to cou coli storage the rest 0 well nobody over ever BOOB bees them still it seems like taking an unfair advantage of a hard working microbe when a human being saturates him self with onion A chicagoan swallowed hta his faleo false teeth ho he leed n never ever again complain that be he ate ato bla his food without thoroughly masticating it il the german a army will employ skis in maneuvers mano uvera this winter not as a picturesque as aero planes but much more safe in case of a fall now it has been discovered that laugh laughing lug gas may be self adminta there wo are lote lots of ot crouches grouches who may profit by the discovery snakes escaped and caused alliotts alls all sorts oTts of trouble in a parisian railroad station trouble ensuing from snakes should not worry paris at this lao late day A pennsylvania judge says that a man who smokes in hie bla wife parlor Is in no better than a skunk but su supposing P the man smokes in hie his own parlor A chicago woman advocates ato kissing being taught as a fine art arl if it it a fine art it la Is not duo due to lack of practice among the younger gen e ration the supreme court of oregon thinks that years Is in too long a sentence tor for any crime still it might lave have been the proper thing in the amo of methuselah A maii mat named katz had it changed to firestone because his frienda friends made fun of his first name why he make it firewater and be done with it A philadelphia man broke his back the other day and surgeons successfully repaired it with ith silver oliver wire ic days to come every back may have a silver lining A new york woman Is to said to have found in a newspaper it is believed however that the story was started by the paper in quest question 10 n as a ja circulation booster A soiled greenback Is restored to its original pristine glory by washing and ironing at the cost of 1 10 cent but the average man worries not at all 0 whether his greenbacks be dirty A professional baseball umpire has brought suit for divorce because his alfo called him names probably her clefense will bo be that she was training him preparatory to the coming sea 00 |