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Show ' Handy Hints to Household Heads. (Judge.) I When enjoying a jumping toothache J the pain can be alleviated in the fol- 1 lowing easy manner: . i Cut from an expensive comforter a t piece about the size of your wife's first biscuit, but about a million times soft-I soft-I i er. Of course this will destroy the j , comforter, but it will also destroy the I ache. Dip this piece of comforter into j some kerosene until entirely saturated. I Then push into cavity of the tooth and J ! hammer it in firmly with a croquet I s mallet. Tis will immediately relieve i:j the pain; whereas, if you went to a , dentist, besides relieving you of the pain he would relieve you of perhaps $2. If the kerosene leaves a bad taste in your mouth it can be remedied by eating a small cube of limberger cheese or gargling with roof paint. I The above remedy is infallible. jOne treatment is enough. Try !t once and you will never try it again. |