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Show CHIEF THOMPSON SAID NOTHING NOTH-ING HAPPENSJN BINGHAM Chief of Police Frank Thompson is bemoaning the fact that nothing ever happens any more in the camp. For weeks he and his worthy lieutenants nave had nothing to do but patrol the town. Not a crook nor a confidence man has put in his appearance for so long that Chief Thompson is becoming becom-ing alarmed over the possibility that hip men will not be able to recognize them should they come forth. And worse, says Chief T'.nmpson, the foreign element of the conimun- ( ity is becoming so civilized and amen-alU amen-alU to American ideals that they have called a halt on the massacres r r frvn 1-- ' -- p -i-- 'matures 'ma-tures of the camp. All in all, laments the chief, Bingham is now so good that the residents are becoming nervous and compare the good old camp with the small boy Just before Christmas. |