Show I 1 FRAGMENTS OF FUN I The rhe fie Oilier Side Did you U over o get gel into Inlo Browns Brown's con eon Oh yes it I wa wa costy costly too loo What was costly costy 1 Herald ro To pet get gel out lc ll Far Pm 1 4 Soon after tie the tho civil civi war General Genera U. U S. S A. A visited a n friend ii I Ithe In the tlc South Taking faking n a t wal walk one morn mornIn In lug he lie met a hay boy hc conning coming up imp Ul from fron om time the river ilver with a Inc fine ne string of fish will for Cot our fish 1 What wJ you Ou take your asked asked th the general generl Thirty cents was the reply Thirty cents repeated th the lie in fn n astonishment Why hy hy if you ou were wen II tim n New Yoi-k Yoi you OU get 3 fo Ic CUI them I The bo boy 1 critically at nt the of or- fleer for fOl a moment and thou then said sait ail scornfully Yes suh en I 1 n reckon ckon if it I had a bucket of water atI hell Qi-hell i I J could coull set get Il i n million for fOl 11 Ir JI-el JI Saturday E to Lo J E t I t I r 1 IJ Jr tv I i. i J 0 k A Bon ito t. r The rue Manager of ur the Burlesque ComIal Com Coot Ial l any Ye Yes sit sir h. h l she's e a u burlesque beauty cau t itie Ci That That describes her style stylo ex cx x- x acly A new rule has hat been it al Annapolis whereby students of if hazing can be punished without Doing Probably they aO art arc to lo let lel them off of with wih merely at attending attending at- at tending tending lie iho funeral of oC the lie victim 4 A story stol conies comes from front San lo to t the lii h effect that a L dog dor refused lo U leave the home of or his master on In Not ol Hi lull HIM luring during the he tw earthquake e. e WhoM Vho think that a u thug dop dug would mo s sc 80 h- h imbued with wih the the- lw prejudice of if the smart set et England has promised to tn I Send end ti the regular monthly consignment o of wai vessels to lo Turkey TUcy Things Thin would be hi pretty dull for fOI Abdul If It I wasn't foi fur the entertainment ho lie gets free ol or charre charge from rein t the lie powers powers If I Richmond Pearson Hobson Hobson- realy is nominated for fOl the tho pre th the Ow only logical candidate to oppose bittis him bitt is the lie cc Alexander Dowie jr jl A bogus logus French count has been arrested ar at- rested lot for swindling the tradesmen of or Pals Paris It I Is fa consoling to ti-i that there here are aro times when actually do come conic home to lo roost roust co Contrary to the tho usual custom the thi Suit Stilt Lake man nina who tried to Jump ul the thC village of Bannock Mont was wai painted r red d by the tlC town In Itt the time I Russian gnome game Safe of ot statecraft of with Count Witte Vitte dismissed on ott the theone one humid hand and Maxim Gorky Gork ousted orlie on or tho lie time the honors remain even eion In spite of the time general tendency toward May Tay ra moving nw all al over o ct the Uw country coun coun- try tiT it I is generally conceded that Call Cali California Cul- Cul fornia was wms In the van an Four and one half million mi quarts ol ot champagne le were drunk lunk In Iii the United Unit Unit- ed rd States last years year car Did you ou kim kno know v there lucre a was so sri much mune money in 11 the tIme world trend S Seattle complain that hu bile has ha received ye- ye re re- a lot of oC crook ci from om San Sati Fran- Fran Seattle never ne el did o have any aimy u use for tor amateurs ho Tho woman who invented 11 tin tw iii corset recently died tI d at time the age of 9 years tears can The man who Invented the tiff ruff was executed cx in the lie prime Inline ol or life Who ho ho says the human taco raco CO 1 Isn't It A New lH York woman tired llred three u shots hOtS nt at her hiet hu husband band without hitting him and amid now sho is so mad she wont won't speak peak to him A frs Mrs Sharp p. of or Des Den DJ s Iowa has lias tas been trying to slug sing hOI r wa way Into but hut it Is said ic her efforts h have Ve talen fallen alien Iut tint nut j |