Show Zisla a H n Ibid Bad nf Had I been a good boy Loy when I Iwas Iwas Iwas was young youn I might now be earning arning as much as a 12 or 01 15 5 a a week ribbons In some dry goods stOIC fc Ziska of time the team of Ziska and arid King appearing at the time Orpheum this huts week I 1 might even have become a barber bar bar- her ber with mith a a smooth line lino lne of of tall a voice for a quartet and ant a a. string string of or questions that thai no ono one could answer Lint Bui lut I was wa not a good good boy anti and so now I must eat cat ct good food foot travel comfortably com com- and draw moro more salary dan than I can camm spend conveniently There TI lc was wasa a time when I aspired t to lo have my name minnie on the tho roll of oC honor at school all the tho time line That was before my father fathel took me to see the late tae Herrmann Herr Urr- mann in his performance of or magic So at time tho tender ago of or nine nine- I allowed m my name to he be erased from front th the School chool roll of or honor arid and disappeared from home to t turn rn up a ma magician as soon as I could one who would give me mime employment employment Thereafter nothing but hut magic for me I assisted Herrmann Powell Bancroft and others until I finally decided decided de tie- to In get into tho the business of ot mystifying people myself II It I was waa er or a rock rocky road but Iut I ha haJnal hav convinced the vaudeville v. managers 11 I can camm deliver delver time the goods man Am 1 I Ia hOOfS 1 a Frenchman No I was WOK born In iii Boston and use the Iho French dialect to cover up what I missed pd 0 of tho ho study of oC grammar when my name namo was erased from time tho roll of or honor The Thu bill bi which wi will open the season at t the tIme Orpheum tonight ht gives promise of excellence In very every act I |