Show loaine the here s another blow to ideals I 1 really seems as if every childhood ideal or sentiment or beautiful delightful illusion must bo be knocked in tho the head by present d day ay merciless P pragmatic ra goatle science you as a kid just love that old story of the exodus there was old john D rockefeller pharaoh just a making tho the israelites work their heads off for nothing save their board and und religion and abusing them in every way and when they got orders d ers to move out to a fairer land he let them go then the lord sent plagues including california fleas but Pha pharaohs mohra heart was wa s only softened temporarily and when the tribes of israel had got a good move on toward canaan the mean old critter took after them I 1 ot footed with a great army bear ing big swords and spears and a ravenous ap appetite petitt for israelites and our sunday school teacher used to tell when the poor isra israelites elit e s camo came to the rod red sea weak and tired tir d they thuy despaired but the waters of tho the sea opened and the poor PL people passed over dry shod and there close behind came old bloody pharaoh and his warriors a howling aud d a roaring and a cussing to beat all geo gee I 1 but wo we used to be terrible sorry for and scared seared about those poor folks standing there on tho the beach weeping and wailing not knowing for certain whether they were to become meat for that egyptian mob or ancestors for our leading bankers theatre owners and dry goods mer chants our hearts swell in praise we stand right up and cheer when that good old red sea put out mr bir pharaoh and his hosts in one grand unanimous bath you bet I 1 alasi alas I 1 now comes comos prof raphael blanchard of tho the fienco academy of medicine and proves to the satisfaction of tho the scientific horld orld thit wit th it tho the bisrat israelites lites never saw the red sea a at all but camo came across tho the bitter lakeson lakes of tho tile isthmus of suez the water of which was made scarlet by myriads of little red worms dear dear I 1 that beautiful sea story hid laid low and by worms I 1 might just as well prepare to learn that david slow goliath by running him down with a motorcycle motor ccle or that tho the record of mrs lots fato fate is is a mere yarn got up the anti guffra gettes or that the selling of joseph into slavery by his brethren was a put up job concocted td at a brotherly convention in which joey himself was tho the leading bull moose have you joined the bl midland trail trall association we must have that ocean to ocean highway lilg liway november went out with a nice steady snow that aill w ill do much to put dry farms in shape for spring plowing A number of tho tile chinese residents of salt lako lake city have petitioned the police commissioner to suppress gambling and the sale of opium among their countrymen thing in zion laird andy carnegie announces in in a recent interview that he was determined to get rid of all except twenty five millions of his wealth before his d death eath lots lot 9 of us have beaten A andy n d y to that point long ago now let there be a raco race between the commercial club and the new utah home industry association to prokp which organization can do the town county and state the most good the news is pleased to learn that the city council is considering having the streets and houses hous es of 0 f price prie numbered so that a bt baranger ranger may find any house in town after this is done we will be in line li e for free mail deh ery since when did a bbate constitutional amendment become necessary to teach patriotism in the schools if they have not been teaching patriotism right along we think they have they have been very de derelict in their duty displacing patriotism is no nol the best kind of patriotism and that is what much of this sudden fever for teaching pit in the schools appears to be it is an ins istance on letting 5 our right hand know what your left is doing wearing patriotism on the sleeve is much the same as wearing the heart upon the tile sleeve the quiet god fearing patriotism is much to be preferred to jhb hurrah variety vari loty deser deseret evening news |