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Show fy ae i. - WE NO CAME N ONE. 1) WITH ASHOUT. TEDDY : EGUIDE 10, 1906. THRE! ahs ys eo "Ro ( JUNE SUNDAY, BEND et] vPO 2 iP) UTAH, ere ROUNDED A NARROW AV CITY, LAKE REPUBLICAN, SALT INTER-MOUNTAIN THE econ a TOOK THE" | Tok THE SECON 9° SS. WOW Mr The We DATS A PICTURE OF MY UNCLES Cousd in''s NEPHEWS RROTHER WAS LEFT ed the Colonel went Girl over and was a young Shakespeare took care should dropped} that know was. By and man in with his everybody what by sort a a hand, man volu and on of the reading dressed as beside him and started a mechanic got on and passing After a little he asked: | young man, brushed against his feet New York city papers | When he was scowled ut he ex | | Easily nes as a member of the) NOT First Tramp ‘Il other and work up Second Tramp-Not as "What he hitched around when _ it says the enough, isn't it bills does it say that sold! out on? The recount bill." "H'm! Well, the paper is mistaken | and if it had mentioned my name, I} should have brought a eel suit.' "So you didn't-didn "Sell out, you mean? No, sir was| home sick for a week efore aaa a| week after that bill paneed. So money | was used and I---" Ou weren't there," finished the Colonel. "Seme men never do have any luck." Joe Kerr. Tighe eevee as Gsorece THE MADNESS OF panes Py IT To spend a week at a summer resort And catch a breeze on the wing The dapper eight per week young man Will resort to. anything. ten Money "I wonder if George really loves murmered the maiden. "It is) true that. for my sake he smokes the cigars with the prettiest bands and saves me ae wba nds, "HH e doe eee this 1 at least half an NOT "When they shocks began in Italy AN EART hi ving the March,' j}said woman the old farmer, "my so afraid began to worry. She was along and that a quake would come » couldn't tear ates the house that busted sleep nights. When Vesyvius when that j}out she grew worse, and slong it |California earthquake came was all 1 could do to hold her. She |} was dead sure that we we in for a | grand smashup, and | kept the | away from her as much Ss "One day."' continued the to find "IT came in from the field the floor the old woman in a fit on and Bill Jones, son of neighber standing there with a ne wspaper Ir his hand He had been reading that some one predicted an e ears for' | ‘ Ge. BAwe 12S Mr. Bilyuns (the millionaire)-TI will "He does; indeed." "Then you need have no fear. He [wn yosrom to maintain her ufter wards. 2m A. Long-Graclious! You ee you."-Louisville Courier-Jour* Se fih MANLY you marry a who public library ee ar f er"a 7 UPL Oh. va ni had just girl's essay run a home shows been graduated, Adria the peal country, is don't. know no sign that Becauge she could a ©, =~ CAUTION. girl that she could THE ALL THEY » consumed IN end didn't hangit if IT found a dozen men ofa itaround the village postotflic« Were il urday evening, and, as they asked of willing to talk, I presently them collectively iat things "Gentlemen, you know Country are radically wrong in and who of you can tell Le what should be done Knock out the Beef ‘Trust.' "Raise wages show." "Give farmers a bette men in of"We want more honest earthquake Market. "How is money this morning, Uncle Daniel?" asked Uncle Consider, as ne shook hands with that good old Methodist operator on the street th's merning "Money's close and Erie's _ down brother; down-- down---dov ‘Is mMohey very close, hele Danfel ?"" "Orful, brother-orful!" "Wall, Brother Drew, ef money continues very close to day,' said Jncle Consider, drawing himself up close to Uncle Daniel; "ef she gets very close-close enough so you can reach out and scoop in a few dollars for me, I wish you would do Uncle Danial said he wauld: at much! "Curb the railroads ‘Decrease taxes by one-half The above were among the remedies |; Suggested, and, turning to an old man iwho had said nothing, I queried ve Well, you think unele what do should be done long minHe thought over it fot venerable te is } fingered nt whiskers, and then slow] ell T believe the their maAmerica should rise up in keep that jjesty and make Joe Harpet un. | whole | we NOMINATED begin Ce legislature easily "No, but body, that's TWAPPENED, CATCIIING He lt solon, pe IT decid I have have Graduate. this morning? ""Sseuse me, mister, but mebbe I've} "No, I haven't. Any big news?" a oo of beer too much "One of them comes boldly out and, ‘had "We'll call it ignorance, and excuse charges the legislature with having you," replied the young man sold itself for cash.' ‘""Thanks. Yes, it's ignorance, "Does it mention any names?" asked | | this seems a good chance to pick up a || few pointers You must know about | |) everything worth knowing, and 1 wish| you'd tell me the meaning of the word | ‘amphipoda '' The young man turned away with a eae but the other ¢ Spates d: then for vo & s too much jane oe ‘inchoatition' mean the passengers were looking < tate Mine and the young man began to} red in the face | turn Can't tackle it,;eh? Well, I'll gi you some easy ones. Tell us what -‘phenogami: An," ‘plici} ‘nympholepsy,' | denine'® and ‘rubricity' me | he young man blush a sti ill he urder and closed the book and rose up thre other laughed and said "Ves, IT am a very ignorant man and I was in hopes you could tell -o the dear, reads her essay off by rote, gives deep thought its prope while she thus wins sweet, sweet wonders how folks like her gow OUT. We were going up to Albany on Monday morning, and at a small town the train picked up a passenger, who| was easily identified as a member of| the legislature. After he had got seat- into the seat conversation. "Seen the Sweet My Mrs. Jones Oh, John-and birthday present so T noticed Mr. Jones-Um, yes a She She And She Jones run "Giving Him Cause." June 10, 1905.-One year ago First National Bank me Milwaulc Find another banker = ly Fr: ank |