Show SHAVED DURING A SERMON old general mcclellan want to hear it so he went to the Bar barbere Barbs bites re the last democratic attorn attorney rf gen geo eral of the state ot of maine blaine old gen eral mcclellan the old resl Jent said once lived here in kanum it he came went west juat just after the republicans had eala d control of the state which disgusted him with affairs in new england the general was a religious man but he preferred hta his own method of worship to that of any church but in spite of his pet aversion his wife persuaded him to accompany her one sunday morning to bear a preach er who at tl tt at time was not noted d in kansas fity for his ferou ore lory torr the mcclellano McClel lans had a pew dote close tr tc the front of the church and as a the general strode down the aisle his long snow white beard flowing far down oo 00 bis his chest he made most imposing figure the preacher ascended the eulitt pu lilt read a verse terse from the belble and uttered the first words of i I 1 hi lim sermon serto Oll but he had progressed only a jitt little le war way when be he paused in dismay ithe old general realizing that the pact part of the errice service which ho he moet most disliked the preaching had begun picked u HE bis his hate hat walked down the aisle with a stride as a imposing as that with which he bad had entered and left the church after a pause the preacher contin aed with ith a rather frenzied address lie ile finished with an imposing well rounded sentence the organise org anise antal be gan to play when back into the church stalked general Mc mcclellan Clellah lai but without LIs his bearol he lie had made use of his time to have his face lace clean shaven a change that he it bad beci beet contemplating for some time tim 4 sas city times a |