| Show ANOTHER A ORPHEUM U SEASON Once more the theatre opens to 0 its patrons Tho The pretty playhouse has won a a. place In the hearts of tho the public and the patronage patronage patronage patron patron- age for tor the past three years cars Is again arsu assured red Vaudeville ma may seem H light ht and trivIal trivial triv triv- ial ml to people attached to things 0 as the they were B But t its vcr very varlet variety its lack of or thought demanding qualities q Its swift transition from serious things to frolic Is simply response to toa toa toa a demand general amon among tho the people Much that could be dispensed with will be seen But moro more that is worthy may bo be expected for tor vaudeville is intended to bo ho tho the essence ence of or the bet beSt that the stage atago can afford I Careful reading of ot the reports of ot the debate Just preceding the theall fall all of the Clemenceau ministry vividly re recall recall re re- call the Dreyfus trial The Tl premier and a a. former minister of ot marine were In angry colloquy Each expressed I Ian an opinion of ot tho the other Each Ench was Interrupted b by cries of ot Unfair Scandalous by members of ot th the chamber At an especially loud protest protest pro pro- M. M f. f test Clemenceau assumed sarcasm sarcasm sar ear and exclaimed Do not pretend pretend pretend pre pre- tend to morality I pray pra you ou And pretty soon his ministry was ended It makes one wish Mr Dooley DoolE might mal make e It H the subject of oC another letter r to to tho the hearts of his country country- men I These cool nights one needs all the tho comforts of or a n home and aull one ono or two of its blankets Uncle Undo Sam doe doesn't nt need force Coree China Chinato to borrow mono money There are aro lye ivo creditors much mitch nearer home Presently tho the people who went camping will vIll be bC coming coating hack back to tho the cit city where they can n CI enjoy O th them m- m selves os It Is a a. matter of the keenest that nearly all nU the tho paving 11 has hns been done In iii Salt Lake Lako City since Th The Tho Republican was started Two thousand people attend the free tree organ recitals at nt the tho tabernacle every da clay Surely the they must go awa away with a good opinion of the city Tho Thio country Is vcr very certain of or one thing The rho now tarl tariff law will bo ho e better for tor the tho whole people than titan was tho the last Trust the Republican party part to advance Maybe Mayho an investigation of tho the conduct conduct con coil duct and morals of tho the marine corps would make maleo that arm of ot tho the service a n little decent r In time of ot peace and more useful In case of war E cr Every day we wo arc are getting nearer to the grand encampment Have you ou dono all you ou can to make mako the event eventa a success s Is 18 your homo home exterior pr presentable Have you ou flags flags' win Will you ou entertain somo some of ot the visitors Main 1 street property owners could do a helpful thing by pouring a bucket or two of concrete In those sidewalk holes Some Somo visiting delegation is likely to fall in and never be heard from Com again As I wo understand It It ft the Galveston Galves- Galves ton plan doesn't contemplate the tho In Introduction Introduction introduction In- In of ot hurricanes unless the tho latter shall havo have been ordered b by the tho Initiative and referendum And after the tho Wright brothers shall shaH have reached the proud position of of remaining ten hours In tho the air what aIr I good will It do The They cant can't carr carry an anything and the they cant can't go anywhere nn It is 18 all aU they can do to get back If H there be a man who thinks s the senators and representatives are sta stayIng stayIng stay stay- Ing in Washington for tor fun that man manIs manIs manis Is mistaken Nothing less than a 3 strong desire to make mako the best possible possible pos pos- sible tariff bill could keep them there Probably the most notable Index to the tho present American party government government government govern govern- I ment Is the band of ot collarless curs that still aUlI haunt the corner of Main and Second South street and yelp at tho heels heels or of ore S e ev every ry rf g L. This is particularly surprising since In o dogs that bark at passing wagons usually are found Cound In regions where traffic Is least constant In En fact dogs doss bark hark at wagons only In Arkansas and Salt Lake City |
