Show Jury Jarr Goes Hula High Hears Practical Ethics 1 1 r OW you have o got to come 11 NO said saId Mrs Urs Jarr Jan you OU never I f l want ant to go anywhere with me Well cU you iou never novel want to go anywhere anywhere anywhere any any- where with me said Mr MI JarrI Jarr I I never want to go to your horrid old Gus' Gus saloon or your old bowling clubs with fat tat men In tho the shirtsleeves smoking horrible smelling cigars ars and chalk dust and no noise Iso and betting for forthe forthe the drinks and cackling with laugh laugh- laughter I ter at vulgar stories and and It Hold on on there said sahl Mr Ir Jarr who vho I told told you ou howling was like that Nobody said Mrs rr Jarr but Jut can cant can't cantI t tI I guess Ive I've bowled howled with ladles Indies on onan onan onan an afternoon and amI I l know now what a bowlIng bowlIng bowlIns bowl- bowl Ing Ins alloy alley Is like and I know lenow how men act and what they sa say when they got get to together ether Yell Well what's this tea tight fight you ou want to take lake me to asked Mr It Jarr club The Tile Concordance Its ts t's our new now of or Practical Ethics Miss Binder of or s has tt gotten It up and no ono one unless she site be of ot ns assured social position f tion tiun Is asked to Join Mrs who is iH so craz crazy to get into society that at shed she'd shovel a a. ton of ot coal from lom the sidewalk to the cellar If she sho read of or anybody In the tOO doing It for or a alark lark lark Mrs Is giving her parlors parlors part par par- t lors Tors and will serve servo even e a n grander luncheon luncheon champagne champagne ganio game patties everything exquisite than exquisite than sho she did when Dr 01 gave a reading on nn The Physicians Physician's Advocacy of the Simple Simple Sim Sim- plc Life dont donl don't dont you ou remember the nl night hl the house was WaR decorated so beautifully beautifully beau beau- with cut flowers must flowers must have cost those thousands of or dollars dollars dollars dol dol- lars for the flowers alone and Dr I I ate all the pate pato dc Ie fol fot gras Bras Just Well what have I got got to fro po high high- browing with you for for asked Mr lr Jarr plaintively Because other women's husbands go because use I 1 want you to go and be because because bo- bo cause cause- s Oh Ill I'll go 10 Ill I'll go said Mr Ir Jarr i t and he hastened away awa- to to prepare for forthe the sacrifice y v When the arrived upon the tho CesA festive fes- fes A tive steno scene It was surely scrumptious But Dut carking care caro sat upon every brow Men Ien and women gloomed Bloomed at each other otner as If lC all an tho the world wore were but a place of doleful sighs the shindig going to begin am am I to bo be handed a laugh laush asked I Iam tit Mr Jan Jarr warne warned Mrs Jarr this Is educational and uplifting Mss Miss Binder Binderis or orIs 11 is reading her paper papel on Why W Women 1 omen 1 Will Not Wed ed Miss lIss Binder a 0 frigid b band and bespectacled young ounG thing of 50 50 read In part as follows Why VIr wIll you ou not wed oh oh modern maiden Is It because no man ha has come como Into your our life who can com comman l man manour 1 your our respect and con confidence as well as your OUI affection Or because barriers stand in the way Poverty Po health prior claims claims' Is It that ambition stands between you ou and mal making somo man a helpmeet helpmeet help help- meet Are you ou rejecting marriage because be be- cause causo It ma may mean privation and care caro The rhe Hellou Why h Has no man sufficiently sufficient attracted you to mal make malo o you ou desire to give 11 up UI a n career perhaps your our artistic and literary lit ambitions Has none J ly Impressed you ou with an am Interest In Ills his personality that convinces you OU you vou were happier did you spend tho the re remainder remainder ro- ro of or your our lifetime in his so society society so- so clel Or Is It It In my ray sisters that you do not marr marry because some dut duty paramount to the unselfish devotion you OU would give to mako make somo some perhaps unthinking ing uncaring man happy happ forever Here Mrs Irs Jarr nudged Mr Ir Jarr to Indicate that this last was what she had done Will 1111 the tho Woman oman Who ho Will Ill Not Wed Vel fin find that she has line chosen wisely and should this conviction sustain and anti brighten her hours of or loneliness If tr silo she have havo hours of oC loneliness And are some Horne of or my hearers rejectIng rejecting reject reject- l Ing matrimony because they have occupations occupations occupations oc oc- oc- oc that render them care caro free Cree and Independent What I pause for tor a re reply What that shall the answer be bt A patter of or gloves and murmurs of or How lIow true truo What an Intellectual treat Ah her Interpretation Is ex extremely ex- ex conclusive arose on all sides But Dut what Is the tho answer asked Mr Ir Jarr In a whisper Slip Sire simply asked questions ue lIons herself Oh pshaw said Mrs Jarr Tarr The reason sho she and antI other old ohl maids dont don't marr marry Is because nobody asks them But if Ie Mr 11 Jarr had said that |