Show u L PrY PP Y pg VAN IA Far bo be it t from The Republican t to provoke tho the junior senator from Pennsylva Penn Penn- sylva a Into such a L thrust as ns that h he directed at nt the tho offending Mr 11 Newlands Newlands New V lands Janda of ot Nevada c but there Is n a good woman from tho the Keystone state wh who must make our excuses If It there thero is any reflection on tho the commonwealth o of Penn and Oliver Oll The good woman in n question Is rich but she is not satisfied She Site p pays taxes and protests she is not pc pcr- pcr to help direct the thc spending of her own mone money Sho points out that sho she is amenable to every law Jaw made mad by Pennsylvania's legislators who ar are ara described as an ignorant lot Jot each one on of whom thinks ho is greater than the time governor She asked one of ot them after atter election and Just before the legislature assembled who ho thought was going to be bo President and ho itA wet raid Roosevelt of ot course She asked him if he ho didn't know Roosa- Roosa volt velt ant 1 oven even a candidate In the tc campaign and lIe Jie being a polite man confessed he didn't and asked the lady for tor information Also Alo tho the Pennsylvania woman d As- As dares clares her state doesn't grow grov enough h potatoes for the tho people there to cat and amI the they had last year car to import potatoes potatoes potatoes po po- po- po from rom Germany What still stillmore stillmore more more- deeply grieved her was that the tho tubers tubera could be cooked only b by fryc fry fry- t Ing lug Th They wouldn't bon bolt They wont won't c oven Vi yen go through h a c cullender ll bitterly b walled the tho Injured ma dame dame- h Now ow o what can b be c expected of ot a t. t state where members members of the tho legislature legislature legisla legisla- ture dont don't know namo of oC the President elect and German fried potatoes only are 30 planted 7 There There- Is remedy for Cor the tho people in ht either case rhe They ma may come conic to Utah women can canote vote vole where legislators legislators legis legis- know now they now they aro arc aro not a abIg us as big as the tho governor and where potatoes potatoes potatoes pota pota- toes are aro trul truly described b by the tho lines froni Holland I Ivory ory tubers Divide one ono Ivor Ivory nil the way wa through 1 Never IVer a n. hollow one Never a core core black black or blue They make milko tho the meal for tOl th the Sun Sunda a noon You manage them just as you yott do an nn egg i Take Taka a pat flat ot of butter hutler a n. silver spoon Wrap your napkin about tho shell shell- Have ave you OU scon en a humming bird probe probo the tho boll t 1 Of or a lipped deep morning glory glor Well that's tho the rest of oC tho the story Ono One can understand why Mr Ir Corey and aud and Senator Oliver remain in to Penn Penn- sylvania But what can cm keep tho the rest of tho people there thero when tho the wa way is hs I open to Utah is another of things which as RI Lord said No fellow can find out |