Show TWO o HOURS OP DAYLIGHT Some Some of the Eastern people are getting se get get- ting all het up in the effort to have A tho the country turn its clocks back tHick an lit hour every morning and ahead an hour every evening under evening under the mistaken mis mis- taken impression that you rou can getA get A two more moro hours of daylight by that process process- 1 But the scheme will not work Most people with whom we are acquainted nc- nc ac acquainted could get set two more hours of ot daylight ht right now by getting setting up in tho the morning about the time the sun does And If the they think the they are going to interfere with the sundown s schedule by with a clock they the arc are fooled Just think of or it Ever Every night there arc are a a. thousand people at Saltair sousing themselves so HO o they will appreciate ap ap- l the gl glory 0 I of or tho the da day gods god's J 1 demise And where Is the manager who will stand up on the edge of Antelope island and thus declare himself him him- himself I self r d a and t o G e e 1 I n e Owing to to the Philadelphia idea tho the sunset this evening will bei be bo i postponed ono one hour Tho ThoKo o who have havo already a finished their beer can order another bottle Where Is tho manager man man- f alter ager that will assume to make mako that that 4 announcement Furthermore it doesn't do cIo a n. clo clock Jan J an any good to turn it back an au hour a day Clocks arc progressive people c and believe bellevo in going right ahead adlong an at long ns as they can get anything on tick and they boy would hold up their hands S In horror If the they thought the thc they were j t doing anything that was a He lie on the therace face race of it it- who are arc not suited with the theda da day as it stands ought to go so to Spits I t. t berg bergen bergl l In March where the they could have ha a n day clay six month months long and antI then lien go JO down td to Panama in the evening o That Is what Walter alter Wellman Vellman does |