Show TARIFF BILL IN CONFERENCE E TODAY j Washington Jul July 9 The The tariff hill went to conference today The conferees conferee on the part of ot the House and S Senate m met t late this mornIng mornIng morning morn- morn Ing to outline plans for tor consideration of the matters In dispute This conference conference con con- ference terence Included the Democratic mem mem- bers The Republican members member will enter actively upon their task tomor tomor- row Their sessions will win be continuous continuous continuous contin contin- until some agreement la is reached Tho The most Important stage of tariff formation has begun with the con con- ference forence The sessions of the conference confer confer- once ence are secret In previous lous years yean friends of special interests have worked their schemes against the people through h changes made mado In the bill in conference It was charged in the House during consideration of ot the Payne bill that so many changes were werl made in the tho Dingley leY bill bil in conference I that no one knew what the Dingley law contained for months after It had I passed Tho The Senate has added sn amendments amendments amend amend- ments to the tho Payne Pane bill Representative tive Townsend said today in the House that no one ono could recognize the Aldrich Al- Al bill as the Pa Payne ne bill The task of or assimilating all an these amendments or Justifying them by compromise and agreements on other schedules is 18 a task of great magni magni- tude Yet Yot it is reported the bill may not be In conference more than a week or ten days das s Till TIlE I II SI ILCIA PLACID IL PLACIDA A short man wandered Into the Midland Midland Mid Mid- land and asked ased for tor a typewriters typewriter's stu stu- dio lie He lives In Kansas and wanted to stay another week but his wife expected him home so 80 he was in search of or a typewriter to send fiend homo a letter to verve servo as an apology for his non- non appearance Kansas CIl City this date data ho muttered muttered mut mut- to the I I have that My M 1 dear wife Ye Yos ea Very Important Import Import- ant business will require my presence in for tor a few tew days days days- Lots Lets see Itee Interrupted the artist how do you ou spell that Osawatomie I cant Cant spell spoil he ho asked in disgust No o oThen Then Ill I'll go to Fort Scott Scott Scott-Argo- Argo OX ON I. Jock McNab rc-ab stood beside the bed of ot othis his dying wife and in tearful accents asked was there anything ho lie could do for Cor her Yes Sandy she said Im hoping you'll bury me mo in kirk yard But nut m my lass he cried only think of th the awful expense would ye e no nobe nobe nobe be comfortable here hero In Aberdeen No Sand Sandy Id I'd no rest In my grave grava unless I burled buried were In Its Hs too much you ro askin said tho the loving husband and I can not promise ye e on ony such thing thins Then Sand Sandy Ill I'll no give gl you jou OU ony pence peace until my bones are at rest in my native parish Ail Ah Ah weel Maggie said he he at last Ill Just gle Ie a three months trial In Aberdeen an an see how yo ye 0 get along Illustrated Bits The River Hl The Hudson n river consists of ot two strips of ot advertisements as far tar as tho the I eye oyo can reach Inclosing Inclosing- a 1 body of water filled with will tugboats microbes and floating folks of ot other descriptions Henry Hudson first discovered this famous river on his way to Tro Troy to leave leavo his hla collars and tufts cuffs to be bo laundered laundered laundered laun laun- dered after aCter a long sea voyage Stepping ashore at nt tho the first of or orI third Twenty street ho lie gave orders I to put up UI at a city that tor for cence and corruption should never bo equaled and then ho lie passed to Ye West Went WestPoint t Point started a parade parado ground round and ami then rested at Albany whore where he ho opened tho the bureau of or franchises s k known a as tho the state legislature No doubt in tho the near f future futuro the Hudson Hudson Hudson Hud Hud- son will bo be used as a 0 race course for aeroplanes At present it is occupied with tho the duty duty- of ot keeping New Now Jersey I I 4 apart from Now New Tork Puck |