Inter-Mountain Republican | 1909-03-15 | Page 4 | Story and Application.

STORY AND APPLICATION The few pc plc who now rend read tho the Salt Lake Tribune must have havo been more interested in tho the funny tunny about of oC that paper than in the newt news It contained It has been accusing the federal bunch of ot controlling the tho legislature legislature leg leg- and et damning tho the federal bunch because tho the legislature has been beyond boond control It has hns been cursing the church for dictating to members and yet damning tho the hIerarch bier hIer- arch because ho doesn't dictate The Tho reiterated back and has hM been funny tunny Probably the tho funniest thing n next to tf tho the behavior of or the Tribune Is tho tIne Lincoln is said to havo have tol told of the two t farm hands bands They Thew wore were goIng going go go- ing across a 0 field one ono time when a amad amad mad ld bull chased them Ono One man mann managed ld to climb a n tree tree and the th theother other ther dodged into a l hole in the ground In a ho reappeared twenty feet teet nw away at another hole hole evidently evidently connecting with tho ono one ho had first entered n 1 and tho the hull bull charged ed him again Again Jumping Into the tho hole the man was underground for tot an nn Instant In- In stant nn and then bobbed up at tho the place pIneo of oC initial disappearance And 4 that s sort rt of ot disappearance dlf and reappearance went vent on till Ull tho man mall in tho tree treo got mad and yelled You darned fool Cool wh why dont don't you OU stay In tho the hole holo the D Darned fool Cool yourself heat heated d runner Theres a bear In th the tho hole Oh there is Je no 1 particular lIon tion