Show III II HUSBANDS ii II II I Husbands are the natural product of oC most civilized countries They Lucy arc aro plentiful in moat most of the United States of or America being scare st st In Utah and Massachusetts or none at all al Those owning no more than hail a morbid Interest Interest Inter Inter- est st In a husband are cale called ol old maids Although the tho best bost husbands in this country arc are acknowledged b by experts to bt be bt Indigenous to tho time soil soi those commanding com coin mantlIng manding the highest prices market are nrc the tho because of ot their expensive labels The Crown brand brings tho the largest figure figuie The Tho husband is 15 a wary and une elusive animal fleeing for Cor safety at the first noise like a skirt to his lair In clu clubs I offices and other remote caves of oC his hits habitat but ho lie may be forUm fortu hallat by hy an nn appearance of ot indifference on the part of ot the trapper as his curiosity can always be hy tho the strange creature crea crea- I ture tUrc who could remain immune to his charms after which ho lie ma may be easily caught In broad bron daylight though hough a white night light or moon- moon calcium Is 18 preferable In iii a n trap composed com corn posed of ot frou trou talcum golden locks and flattery There Thore ant is a tradition to tho the effect that the earliest husband catchier was a clumsy contrivance made mado 01 om fine One hand- hand i sewing attached to a spinning wh wheel ol decorate with made home mate home preserves preSen S I put up In a n of ot sweet disposition I and sealed In sens cormon-sens common sense Jars I Once secured with a matrimonial matrimonial halter hat hal ter tor or tied In a diamond hitch time the hue hua- hand band ted usually becomes quite tame nine and will eat from tram tho the han hand and sign checks check i at wi will There are more than fifty fifty- fry fry- I seven eoven wil of husbands at lar largo large o and In captivity but the they are broadly I classed as ns good and bad by their re respective ro- ro called wives viveS owners or keepers Since Sinco tho time Is so sn n con constituted that sho simo can believe anything that she sho sets I cn mind to to sho she can cnn easily persuade her herself that a a. bad husband Is a good goodmO I Iono ono mO and vice versa o a a merciful provision provision pro- pro vision of or Providence for marial happI hap- hap pI The Time American husband is called by his trans atlantic compeers a beast of burden trans to which he mn may very Justly justy burten retort that the trans atlantic trans husband Is a beast beat of ot prey pre or otherwise but ut always alwn's a beast and that Its It's a hlo ahlo White WhiteMan's Mans Man's burden anyway All l J of or which proves that tho the hl highest grade husband extant has his permanent habitat In cess ceas these Magazine United States of oC America Suc Suc Success |