Show I II I The Diary of a Wild Wid Man II 1 II u. It-u. JY l ix X JOgS Got soft son Job for tOI summer mer Wild ld Man lan Manfrom from frum remit Staten Stalon Island in a u. u show at al tho time beach boch Nothing to do hut hilt wear car chains and amid an al expression as If I I hurl hUll Just missed the time 1 a. a m m. train to N. N J. J Show went tent off oc in li-i thrill dull manner this aft af afternoon Boss something must h bo- bo bodo do to liven things up Ul ibis Has ad advertised RI- RI that the tire Wild ld Mart Man wll will subdue sub Kuh- due the time most ferocious dog lr li 11 litho tho state at tomorrows tomorrow's exhibition Explains to mo mae mp that large wild wid St. St Bernard will wil be Introduced by elate crate I can roll roil rol him overt over while ho lie growls rowls melodiously and the populace catches Its Is breath Wont Won't bo be much oC of oCa ofa a job Great crowd crowll at show today OdIn Boss's friend had St St. Bernard apparently as aslar lar large e a as al a cow muzzled with Inch 1 steel bars hurs Shaving soap applied to Its Us Jaws gave the time brute brule a it J truly trUll diabolical appearance Crowd shuddered the tire ferocious beast wag wagged cd Its Is tail tal which It did at al frequent intervals al although although at- at though Its Is owner tried to hold hoM his foot Coot on tho lh Up tip lp of ot time the tall tail lest tho time wagging should make mako tho the man eater look 1001 too toof f 11 friendly 11 e 0 n fl di df At proper pm-oper time lame Boss announced that the tho Wild ld Man time thc the only genuine sped sped- specimen spec spec- men man hiu would captivity would would now tt tho moe u f c i U Mr t h r r hound In hum the world specially Imported for fOI this occasion from the lie Bar Z ranch Now New Mexico Time The audience atm gasped s and anti settled back with wih the comfortable expression most people assume when th rc Is a chance to sec ace a fellow elow being man mangled led or mu- mu The attendant then lien cautiously opened tire the door of time tho ca cago o as tho time Boss's friend shoved altered time the blood thirsty man eating BOss's hound hear St. St Bernard tan toward my m dorm don Unfortunately at nt this moment a cur CUI which had been brou brought hl In by somo sortie bo boy broke broko awa away and leaped into tire the ca cage cago o upon tho time raw steak sterk teal f figured urell as m my solo soie sus sus- Foolishly tried to shoo shoe him away and amid no Ito 10 fastened on to lo my amy leg IcS men with crowbars finally naly pried the time cur away from the thelt lt Man Mami in time tIC meantime time the St. St t. t Bernard Hernard truo true to his Imis life saving Instincts had Jumped upon the lie bar and seized a L largo large bottle 01 I spirits spiris which he lie curried carried Into tho time cage and presented to me Tho The ferocious fore fero 1010 cious CIUS casc blood man eater man etor looked milder nail a n glass s of or buttermilk on ott a at mider t jr h counter but J c certainly was va time the Wild WId Man Maim Jumped front from tho the cage case i In Iii 1 I. I I I 11 i i ig rg I tire He d da i- i tin z-tin tn C from rota eyes and knocked over a n. lot Jot of or people In viul iii nor tor can opener lo to extract Jogs dogs ut teeth trout from rom leg Crowd Crow made mado rush for exit exi fire flo alarm turned In call for Cor police reserves stream of oC water from hose loso knocked mo mao 10 down cup cop cop clubbed I Ime me u tu Peaceful life what whal Boss S Says s 's It was WM good s work or E Every naner Daner has bias a column on It I. I with orme o of me supplied l by Bos Boss A z Zoo o gorilla posed for fOl It l. l Boss 0 offers fers to 10 an any person who vimo can cami prove o I.-am I. not nol nota nola a a. genuine wild man a a. a prehistoric survival sur sur- vival hai dating dating- back to the goulash Paleo-goulash A Age r S f Loosened door of cage cago ts-e ts before per per- afternoon When Boss stood up tup by hI Iy steps and mid waved thousand thousand- dollar dolar bill bi I Jumped out and grabbed it It I J can cami prove e Im I'm Im no rio wild wid maui man I said I. I Heros iii my nw birth certificate Got Cot out while crowd laughed good time almond ahead Y f Bill Dil ws was phony S |