Show NO FUN IN BEING BEINli V A GENIUS GENIUS' GIRL filL 4 Clara lara Clemens Says She Just Wishes She Could Be Herself Herself Her Her- self for Once n TELLS STORIES ON FATHER 1 Gives Away the Secret of His Wit and White Clothes and Hair London July IS rumo is The Dally Daily Express ms imas printed a personal sketCh b by Miss Clara Clemens daughter of Mark Marie Twain on out tIme the penalties a daughter must undergo because of lice her parents parent's fame ante Time The Express gives Miss Clemens Clem ens this thul Introduction after which comes her article Miss Clara Clemens daughter of Mark Marie Twain the lie possessor of ofa a rich contralto voice has made her debut In iii this country as a concert singer sing er at the Queens Queen's hall Miss Clemens Inherits her fathers father's sense of humor and In time the following following- article sue she tells of time the which face tIme the daughter of a celebrity I have Just come to time the conclusion that lint things want readjusting In Iii this lila old world of ours Need I mention the fact that I refer to time the glaring Injustice of ot having togo to go 0 about labeled Marie Twains Twain's daugh ter cc when I mm my best to pursue put pur sue a musical J rr Father 1 iii of course a genius anil that Is what makes mute so tired My fatigue Is directly paused a sed by time the In Incessant strain over er seine somo years and Induced li by trying to find hod n a secret hiding place where I cart can shroud my ow Identity and of a really comfortable bed I hunt have a mind to scour Europe for or such a place and whets when I lint have found It to take a lied bed for say a couple of years and arise arise arise-a a genius For Mm lImit bed habit is time the recipe of fathers father's sue suc cess Tire f A I io In J r. r Whiles While I have myself out In am an to rise ao time the heights as anybody else's daughter he hues has Just lain in bed and thought timings things and got out of bed now and amid then to loaf around on H a lc uro tour or oi lazily hazIly Europe That's why run Im look look- ng for fL a really comfortable bed GenIus Gen Gen- ius Is the lie art of taking taking to to bed Father called me a genius once when 1 I was ti-as Jr fl arid and although I guess ho imo was Just fooling me I am not likely to 0 forget tho occasion He lie laid had gone on n a lecture tour with George W iv Cable times the cou southern southern- them writer and amid mm ring his Imis absence wo we girls girls my two sisters and amid myself arranged some theatricals lien as n a surprise for him on oum his return to The TImepiece niece we was Tho llio Prince and tImes the Pauper arid and father pretended to enjoy It just as much as we dd anti and as I said before he lie In tim tim- formed me mime that luat I was n a genius Shortly after that memorably night I camo over to Europe Then inyl troubles began They bogan in Sum n father violent physical efforts on his Imis p V wonderfully popular When T noi studying hard at my may music I would go out occasionally to little functions where I would sit In a corner anti and bo be completely Ignored by all assembled assemble until some foolish person whispered to another I believe that's Mark Twains Twain's daughter In iii the lie corner Attention Then risen Then time the guests would arises arise as ono one man and swoop down upon me and ex expect cx- cx peeL me mime to be and after a hard days day's work These o of course couise were time the occasions when my august parent was not present At social gatherings graced by his imis presence pres pres- ence my existence was on oum the Ito level of a footstool footstool footstool-ahwal's always an aim unnecessary object In a crowded room Father fresh front from bed would completely flood time the place with lila his talk nile V And yet time tho secret of his never occurred to me ai at me time But father loss has hind had much mocha to endure too TIme The last time he lie was In London lie was assailed In Regent street by a venerable old lad lady who shook hint him cordially by the Lime hand and repeated fervently I 1 have hate always wanted to shako hands wIth you My father brilliant who was feeling particularly after a long bug days day's rest was much and responded gratefully So bo why I 1 am madam Of Of course 1 10 do answered the tho old lady with whim enthusiasm enthusiasm youre Buffalo BIll I 1 l. W Fathers mu white suit stilt la is another of my trials I have always believed that lint the reason he lie took to wearing It Is that thuat ii Ii him and reminded him of bed bed- Ills His white hair too can be explainer scientifically The explanation can cams b bo found In any well equipped natural history museum Time Tho hares and the tho birds and amid time the foxes in tIme tho Arctic re rc- rc gions are arc in ot a time the snow covers their haunts Father is therefore a striking example of what Is known as sympathetic cobra colora tion lila Ills hair has gradually assumed time the color of his pillow But I must tb do father bare justice In spites spite of his ImIs lyIng bed habit he iso can be lie Impetuous both in speech and ac ac- ac tion When he lies gets too loo Impetuous In sp speech I rise to the hue occasion and answer an an- him back Last winter 1 I was to sing at an simm Im Important evening concert on omi the lie other oIlier side and lie tho entire family had been V invited to attend a function In tho timo afternoon Father being unmusical could not understand that I should have been unfit to sing If I lund had chattered chat chat- after his own fashion all tho afternoon And Amid BO so I coaxed him him to go and represent time tho family faintly At first ho objected strongly but finally In a burst of Impetuosity he said Yes Clara Ill I'll go to that reception Id I'd go to for you To which I thoughtfully replied replied- If ever father you should bo lie called upon to go there please go labeled Clara Tm rotor for |