Show SiDE SIE Of I ITHE THE CONVENTION Daugherty Relates Anecdote at Expense of the Un- Un terrified Allies Ales DEPEW PERPETRATES JOKE Statesmen Unbend While Resting Resting Resting Rest Rest- ing From Their Arduous Labors Chicago June 14 it l H.-l U is the Intention mIen mIen- tor tion o of the allies to have a n better heter presentation pro pre lon enl of OC their ca cases before the credentials committee than the they had t hS before the he national committee The of Chairman H. H nt Harry Har J. J New that hat some mo of their cases were lost Ion because be lie- cause auise of poor or presentation wol woke c them P. p p. Major F. F C C. Bryan has hag therefore there there- fore ore boon been at nt work on the hue briefs 8 ever 1 unco tinee the tle final work voik of oC the national and Mill wi appear a again aln as hief counsel of oC th the allies ales lie no will wi hn lave tave good help from each ach particular tat tat- however hn and ant the hue other lawyers hr i- i w Vt- been n diligently tI ii getting get I I lug 11 11 up p Mft J JJ t h heir C I r eases cases s Story SIO The Tho position of or tho ho nl allies moved rn m cd larry M. M 1 prospective t of the committee to 10 tell atory r n tory lory this Th There was a farmer ho he said who was doing his spring plowing wih a horse and an ox up Along Along in Ill the middle of th tIme the the ox got rot tred tl Meets Meet's run away awn salt aid ho he h to lo the lorse e. e a. a No No 0 said al the horse hor well 01 plow on But it VIII wl be bo fun fun- said M Uw ho ox No o. o Ill I'll Il plow on on- said ald the horse r Dut But the ox ran lanaway away and ane did not como omo back until late Into at night Did the lle bo bee boc Isa ci anything an he the horse when he ile sneaked into the he brn berl rim for upper supper Nothing said the horse Next ext clay da ny the th pame thing d. fter trying to persuade th time tho horse horg to toun lun un fin away avay aW I th the tho ox went ent alone alone anti left lef tH he Ito hor e plowing When hen ho Ito ane came tack back for Cor supper upper ho said alc the bos boits ho s s n ay nn anything this his lumme line Nothing othin ald sall the tIlO horse hor c. c Are Aie r you OU ure tle Nothing at all nI insisted tho tim ox u ox Not ot a a. n d word said sall tho the horno That's funny Unity said the ox and he lie ato ate hIs supper SlIpper in hi silence nce Ob 01 said ild tho ho hor hol horseS p. p just Juit JUl ns nit nf th the ox was lying t ln down cown lo to o oj li-oj- l i see ce seethe tl ho the c h nl to t I r S Aiu When U It I ly js sal wild l that rOlI t tim Oie 10 al are fro make tho fIght t n borolo tho ho ly t ral committee commit nl- nl I toe tee t on out credentials that mean Senator Joseph Benson Foraker Is to make the most of oC H it It I Js lit a matter matO that has hns not riot be been n seriously cOI considered heretofore but Fighting Joe Joc Is j nearly nearly near near- ly 13 lie he whole thing In the nl ally Un line es especially es- es Il cial In Iii the contested conte ted cases Knox with wih th the 68 CS votes voles of or Pennsylvania anla Ju Hughes with wih GO CO odd from New Ness C York with wih 52 from J Illinois I no Is and Fairbanks with wih the thc solid soUd Indiana delegation l dele leolon le- le gation olon have loomed much larger In Inthe the ito tables than Senator Foraker for forli he li has haR but hut three or four votes ot otes s that appear there lInt Hut when it conies coines comes toIto to the Ito contests he hue is IR stron strong Hughes Is cr very materially interested interest Interest- ed ell in Jo the delegates also ulso as ashe ashe aslie he lie ha had imad two Iwo from rota Arkansas tour four from Florida and six sL from Missouri that were ore WOr thrown out out while Fairbanks had JUll eight from Kentucky and ant twenty from Tennessee unseated lime Tho others of oC tin tin- total of W were wore scattered among amonE nil cull ril the candidates Including raft fan Joke JoLe 1 Senator Flint and Senator Scott Scot o of West Vest Virginia were both ma made e the thc victims vie vic tims of tr a n practical Joke JOIo last rih right night looks hooks Gb Chicago's os o's mayor who mayor like Dig Big Dg Tim Sullivan Sulvan of or Now low York Charles P. P Taft Senator Scott anti and some others were chatting In the time oh- oh by b when out of or the crowd cama Chauncey M. M Depew Scotty cried Depew statesmen you ou mow know are aro permitted to be Informal labor labor- mal mci mil when off ot duty am anti address each othor other familiarly Scotty acc accept pt m my ti la t lons I o a aOn On what T asked tho the West Virginia sc senator who is a big hearty hearly man with anti and altogether of or orthe 1 heard beard the type that your Imagination on pic pie pictures tures litres n a senator ne IP on what Your v CI et Cu r I residential boom j What you heard hoard Well I J guio j. j Ij x i nor por will v I 1 hoar hear h r of or orI I It What nse Depew Up tp came caine Senator Nixon ixon of oC fa ada n lal the tho riches n in li-I Jt the tue senate senat o owner nr of etc wealthy enough h. h in Iii short to fianco a 0 rr Presidential boom If he Ito wamel 1 IdA h. h he I Senator Scott Scot said sall he Ito he Ive Just JURt heard of or tho launching of or your our bonn horn Its It's Icar the tho best suggestion st lv Ive I've heard hearl yet congratulations accept But my cried Scott I tell ten your why you nut Scott Its It's without my m consent I wont won't have I t I. I Depew nudged nud etl Charles P. P Taft and th the hatters hatter's blue eyes sparkled But Dut later's the th convention may ma insist said salt he with a perfectly grave face ace wih You arc are of or cour course e. e said Depew X Now ow I tell tel you 01 be began an Scott coL end and then ho ito detected the tho grin on t All An right face Huh uh he said 1 and well we'll drown come over to the bar el th the boom before beron it i gets I Its eyes eres open I |