Show MONEY THAT GOES ABROAD europe europ Is a lovely place he grave of shakespeare 1 Is a noble eight sight and its worth money to eee sea the hillsides that produce the wine that made the rhine famous but this year it was broadway Dro adway bath beach kokomo kokomos or kalamazoo tor for a large number of worthy american citizens whose custom it haa has been to spend the sultry months across the water ita its the old etory story of nal bal islava over again only worse some millions have blundered times are twisted up in a hard knot and we are just beginning to get the kinks out nobody knows what Is going to be the outcome of tho the new tariff law the indications are good for a poor wheat crop panama hats and overcoats are selling eldo side by ride in the open market markel in short there Is no time like the present for staying at home and at tending to business in these crucial circumstances persons have consented to make the sacrifice at any rate such are the present indications this mean means something to the rest of the coun try paying to see europe Is our annual blood letting operation At millions Illions upon millions are taken out of our national ciraula tion IN e work hard during the winter either at earning money or at getting it from those who have earned it then hustle bustle across the water to fatten up the swiss guides and the hotel keepers that Is I 1 about 1200 of us do the other 78 do their traveling in tie their ir sleep so they can lie be back next morning in time for work the rich american going abroad count counts only one un on the passenger list but he must bo be carefully considered in any estimate he ile spreads out the chart upon hie his desk an exceedingly a noxious t to pl please ease agent of the team steam ship company is in at hs aide side here Is ething up near the bow that Is just right r so abe he team steam ship cn sayat not fat 40 pays the man who has the last say may it Is too far up in front the motion of the boat would put him out of huel bust nesb the first day what else ob a an n coq exquisite visite suite amidships its great the countess de do Spitz spitsbergen bergen never takes any thing olse alse when she Is going to or coming from america beautiful parlor mahogany finish bed room in ivory bathroom in baby blue maids blaids quarters and the rate for two adults sud ud one servant Is only 1700 will the gentleman take it indeed he lie will not the countess of at Spitz spitzberg ber gen may travel in the hold if it she likes but no baby blue or mahogany can lure him to a point over the engines he come over once in a suite thus located t the incessant coughing wheezing trembling and sneezing of the machinery nearly drive him ald wild not a ink ank ot sleep steep from the ibe time he went wen until he get home friends thought ho he had been bren sick when he showed himself in the street oh very wery well heres an beau beautiful tift I 1 suite far removed from the engines back tow towal rd the stern occupants of these apartments often call tor for the captain to ask what maea malles the boat go because they can hear bear no nolee nor feel any vibration highly recommended by the best beat phy 11 to nervous patients price the same did iny ny ono one ever hear bear of such stupidity here oar our parent multimillionaire millionaire has explained in 1 detail that he cannot travel at the bow of a snip bebau because the motion Is too great and agent hub hal shown him a suite near the stern V bat a the difference between the bow and the stern any way each end balanced in the middle where it will go up and down like the end of a walking beau beam well a steamship anan man ho he doean t know any more than that can ran go to back home mr ir multi millionaire will travel by oar line that at least employs persons of n L iise a i ai A ua |