Show CHURCH 1 IN Li OJ Illinois A minister at says sal tho people In hi his church are kissIng kiss kiss- Ing InS too much and ho Wants nanta them to stop It The uTho habit of a young young man leaning over 0 and kissing tho the girl In the tho pew In front of him says a s tho the preacher Is Js getting to much of or an annoyance an an- Kissing Is tho tue most disturbing disturbing disturbing dis dis- dis- dis thing In tho the world Girls may mar think It helps them to get s-et a husband husband hus hus- band and ma maybe may bc it does But But Dut it Js Snot s snot not the only thing There Thero is a J. J condition which calls for tho the kindly help oC of tho the rest of or the country countr Tho The minister la is ri right ht Kissing Kiss KIss- lag InS Is disturbing Whether the tho realisation real real- that ono one Is a minister and can cannot cannot not rot leave the pulpit whilo compelled to noto note that a J. J young oung man down In Iii the tho body of tho the house is entertaining himself himself him him- self Bel with a n. mixture of or piety and osculation osculation lation lallon or whether those Illinois young OUng men get bet so Interested that they smack too loudly and so sprinkle l l staccato exclamations at nt Inopportune timo all over tho the morning services does docs not appear But nut in any event there Is la too much Id kissing in Illinois Or 01 at least It Is Is like like wealth un wealth un unequally equally divided How helpful It would l bo If It the kissers would bottlo up somo some o of their expressions expressions of ot affection and ana be bestow tow a a. part of or It on tho the Hopkins and Hopkins anti people at F It might help to elect a United States tes senator And yet et if It elected the wrong one thero there would bo be another charge a against the grievous ous game garno of ot kissing Icis Another and more serious of ot tho the case caso wo we re refer r to tho the Salt SuIt Lake Lako Tribune The good minister at Carlinville Car- Car linville says aye ys Tho The girls may think it helps them to get a husband Very cry clearly polygamy amy Is tho custom In Illi Illi- nois Tho The text of tho the telegram Unquestionably unquestionably un un- questionably proves proves It Let tho the We- We satch sateh war be b carried to the banks of or tho Sangamon Let the Tribune strike for lor tho the sanctity of the Sucker home Let tho diabolical doctrine of dividing ono one man up among a plurality of ot Illinois women the condemnation tion it deserves The Tribune has lies not been in active eruption lately Doubtless the reason has been the need of ot material Hero Here Isa Jaa la Ja laa a double double-barrelled opportunity It Itcan Itcan itcan can terminate the infamy of ot an Illinois 1111 Illi nois practice and t tho thov same Samo time soothe th the ruf ruffled nerves of oJ a tor tortured tortured tor- tor pastor |