Show 0 A LINE OF TALK two telephone gims gulls wee talking over the wire one afternoon tho the I 1 ab jett of the conversation was a law gawu U I 1 arty larty chieh was wa to take place the next sit day both vere ere discussing what they should wear and after fire min utes had come to no decision IR in the midst of this important colt con versa tiou a masculine voice interrupted asking humbly what ahat number he had tho the lack of reply did not squelch the inquirer for he asked again for the number one of thu tho girle girls became indignant and scornful scornfully asked AN what hat line do vou you think you are on anyhow well said the man I 1 am not eure e but judging from what I 1 ave heird he ird I 1 should say ay I 1 A ts on a clothes line coming down easy inquiries after the welfare of pat rick cooros cooroy were answered by hia his de voted friend terence dolan wl alu o was at the conrays in 10 the double capacity of nurse and avok no he 8 not nut dan gerow hurt at ap ail was mr nir dolan dolani a reply to a so solemnly lemul whispered at the door we heard he had a bad fall and was all broke to in pieces whispered the neighbor tie a big etory story youve heard said mr dolan in hia his cheerful roar he fell offa the roof root 0 the brady stables sta blea where ho he asna as ln tn an he broke his lift leg knocked out a couple 0 teeth an broke hit collar bone mind ye it if hed have fell elar to the ground it might have hutted him bad but there was a big lille of and lumber that broke his fall youths companion TOO NARROW 1 4 1 As ii ellen are you going abroad thia this spring ernest no ellen why not arnest my means atre too larryw to be abroad what killed the cat little davey sloan is forever asking questions youa better keep still or something will happen to you hie his tired mother finally told him one night curiosity onie killed a cat you know davey was so impressed with this that he kept silent for three minutes minu tee then say mother what waa as it the cat wanted to know everybody a not aesthetic Aethel lc A now theory states that the solar plexus J and not the heart is in the seat of I 1 cant subscribe to such a theory no nol how illow would you like to receive a valeni valen lne tipe covered all over arith dia gramo of he solar plexus HANDSOME A at mrs 1 dont ike it everybody says baby look looks like bas father visitor well I 1 worry dear it so much matter a a boy bayou ou know real brave the speaking suffragette waa was at white while beat heat there ere are no ito cowards la in our ranka ranks she shout shouted pI la in a penetrating g voice fryery day jou you aass pass our brave sisters oa on the buelte r f they must bo be brave to wear he the style of bate hats they obit f shouted tl hy little man ba on the fiel flat bench and slid t the bo next it tc ament he ras was running tot hv ate afo A OLD STORY this alf if Is 1 aa an cm old tor stor told 0 er anil and 0 er again the um sum ot of man exor glory the bear heartache tahe anil and the th palm the the etric tre tte bears ar of bittar tol tolling lInc te the fond ambIt ambition loom rife rite this life in n om old lory story told a er r an I 1 0 er r abin nn ln IL atud and eory gorr 0 on n a crowded battle plain i A t talk ask left half completed completo A sigh a lonely krave bor the victor and the he defeated bior the me co ward aard and the brevet MEASURE FOR MEASURE ell cheerful smith ever notice any thing remarkable about carpets T drowne no how d ayou you mean smith they aro are bought by tho the yard and worn by the foot perfidy properly Puni punished shod la Is it true mildred asked the sweet facci soft voiced matron cares creasing her beautiful daughters golden brown hair that lillian Garling horn tried to supplant rup tup plant you in the esteem of Ketch betchley ley I 1 she made a stab at it yawned miss mildred 1 I gasn wasn t particularly crushed on the loot but when I 1 got wise to the tho fact that lit Garling horn was trying to cut in I 1 thought I 1 d jut abw her that I 1 had her beaten to a cold storage omelet and I 1 did it social paradox ita its impossible for me to dress on 5 a year well my love you must wear lema less dont don t be you know perfectly well that tat the lees less I 1 wear the more it costs judge TOO BUSY T 1 grandpa would earlia ike to 10 oine come into the garden and play circus with grandpa earlle earlie weller well er im rather busy just now grandpa go and play by yourself yours dt lf persist of interview and what are your opinions con berning the tarin fl I 1 must decline to be interviewed answered senator sorghum I 1 but yon you will make speeches on the subject 3 of chourp but I 1 can handle a speech so that peoli will wonder what I 1 am getting at you would I 1 in n slat on I tung them know precisely what I 1 mean eay easy to carry wl vw I 1 bee ion ott have bent little for beer for the first fast time and that you have given him two jugs to carry hy did you do this I 1 1 I did it go that with one in ech etch hand band ho he could keep hi all balance bet tir NOT A confidence GAME t 0 I 1 ir TU jok k fv cil cheu eh bodil baa 1 e to offe vit to me mer with boU i ip |