Show L I. I SOME IE MARRIED MEDITATIONS The wife of ot a l man may swell up UD over the thc adulation which h ito hI receives receives re re- re- re from folks Cut Dut sho she cant can't for tor forthe forthe the tho life lito of her understand why he should bo be adulated her imer private be- be lIeC being that ho has got gol the world fooled When hen upon returning a n. woman re removes removes removes re- re moves the rots rats and kidney puffs purrs and things and plaits her own little wisp oC f hair she Mho Imagines that her husband isn't noticing the stingy sting size of oC the time I Plait But nut hes he's thinking thinking all the he same sanle The rhe woman who ho when young and ro ro- ro mantic mantle Imagines that theres there's something something some some- thing timing frightfully Interesting about a dissipated le 11 of ot a man changes her mind when Then after marrying one she sho Is to hold an aim Ice bag haJ to his head at about 4 o'clock in the th morning Yes Yell i es yes YOM wo we are familiar with that antique about the time I n of ot marrying a si man to re reform ro- ro form him By Dy the WU way do you possess any statistics as to tho time relative nuts nuts- i bt of ot women who are nrc reformed b by marriage Certainly certainly women sire fire nothIng nothIng nothing noth noth- ing but sla slaves es to their husbands Still StUl tho the sumo same old hordes of husbands gulp their cup of coffee hustle out of or the theco co cozy y homo home grab a car cal and beat beal It down town lown often otten to uncongenial Jobs Johs those these tro frosty ty mornings Wonder onder why tile they h do We 0 know Imo a ayl syl dog of ot a 0 follow fellow who told his Ills wife that an au outrageously flattering photograph of ot herself mantle made recently didn't half hall begin to do her Imer justice Wouldn't you have havo an all adipose opportunity to mole malta h her er behove believe be be- hove lieve anything wrong Tong about him now When hen a u. young wife brags that her Iter husband stays home with her or c every blessed night tho the sardonic old oM listening tabbies won wonder er If It ho hu works In ono one of oC those thosa offices where all nil hands knock off ote offit at tit about 3 In the thc afternoon Wh Why is It that women are arc so fond of ot talking about surgical operations while men hate hale that subject Shell She'll spend in a beauty parlor parlor par par- lor br without a blink But Dut tell toil her that you blow blew yourself to n a cent 10 haircut and a n cent 31 massage and you'll have hati some explaining to tIp do Different kinds of explaining too tou Wo Vo know H n thoughtless thought who In an eY evy evi 1 moment permitted a n drug drugstore drugstore store storo demonstrator to hand him a sample sam sammi- pie sachet bag which lie he clapped Into 1 1 if his lus pocket Now fW he ho has lo lost t his vu voice oie oe I Ineffectually trying to explain a and nd the tho worl worry pouches under his eyes Cos are something some some- thing timing to see The husband who nho when hon his wife asks him for tor 10 slips her a 20 O note and tolls tells her to hand him him 10 change when he gets home In tho the evening e IB is craz crazy The lime lady nd tell us that it Is degrading that a woman should hould be bo re required reo re- l to ask aNk her husband for tOI money muney so 80 so a noble view v anyhow But how many wives of or say the five marital experience take that lofty lotty view of or tho lilo matter Next to a lovely lo and stubborn c ae of or nervous prostration a r. r woman likes to develop lo some non dangerous physical aliment that none nono of or her women wo woo wo- wo men friends ever even evon heard of ot before Why h Is it that when you stand before before be be- fore tore the looking glass glasH an extra minute or two not even seeing you your I reflection but doping out some sonic scheme to earn earnon on an extra dollar or two your spouse Is Just Jus' behind to como comae acro across t with th tIme tho te- te mark Why h you big hulking vain aln you Soil youve you've been standing In front tron t of or that tha t glass for or a solid soUd hour Here Hore fellers ellers Is 18 an old old one that youve you've often ofton heard D Deed ed Id I'd be ft to work my may fingernails off ort for tor fora or ora a man niah that showed sho that ho had the th slightest bit of ot appreciation |