Show ItA SMILE t FOR JOB Senators and Have Pictures Taken For New Mew Directory UNCLE JOES JOE'S LITTLE JOKE Beveridge Puts on Store Clothes When Called Caled to Pose For Likeness I j l BY DY RALPH M. M WHITESIDE Washington Feb and 23 Senators Senators congressmen are arc having ha their likenesses like I nesses nesses' taken days ds d's The new I Congressional directory Is to bo be Illustrated Illustrated Ilus- Ilus Illus Illus- and of or course coure every member of ot both branches wants to look 1001 his hiD preto pret- pret o test Uncle Joe Joo Cannon was asked for tor his lila favorite photograph and forgot to bring It I with him several times Umes Finally Finally Final Final- l ly the to having hang this matter In n ri richarge charge I impressed the speaker so much that he remembered to bring bringa a picture with lh him The agent sent mot him outside the senate chamber Dl Did you 01 bring that photograph Mr Ir Cannon was asked Yep got sot you OU this time sl said Uncle Joe Joc fishing in his coat tail coat tal pocket pocket Got or cr here somewhere There Thoro you OU are And he lie drew forth a a. a tlde faded old Why Thy Vh Mr fr Cannon this will HI hardly do sai said tho the agent You were v not more 1010 than tan 20 years ears old when this wa was at taken taleen It I would not bo ho tire tive tlc what you asked ased for for my my favorite fa favorite fa- fa orle picture That's It I was a pretty prett huGl husky lad in days s 's too Could shoulder two bushel of wheat while whilo standing on a half bushel mea mea- sure And nd I could put the grapevine twist on an any bodied able able hand in tho neighborhood That's my favorite photograph photograph pho pho- nil all nl right for 01 all It Is minus chin adornment Still sun If J you'd roud prefer preter the picture of a man mn who's running limb into years for tor all al lie imo feels like Iko a chore row 10 boy Ill I'll- Il bring you ou ono one down tomor tomor- p s John Wesley Vesla Gaines of ot Tennessee I 1 hear had hd a photograph ma made e especially especial especIal- ly for the tho directory Before Defore posing hi Ito he slicked up his ils damask hair an and fixed a n graceful curl over lila Ills coat collar colar I have luve not seen tho proof but I have been beci assured that It is a good one The photographer did uld ill not tot succeed it In getting a good food negative until he had iad posed his subject three or four tour times Whatever was the reason comm common n report re report report re- re port will wil have ha but ut one ono explanation that tat being that Mr 11 Gaines who as everyone or one knows is a great groat great talker in insisted in- in aisted Ilsted on declaiming a few fet things to the photographer while the time camera was in acton action The TIle result lesul was a number of spoiled plates plates Finally the stor story goes the photographer ral her becoming tired of ruining plates brought forth orth a. a t chair sat t down and listened attentively to Mr Ir s If h lO n fh ald rw the tho wirt Job q t was done e ra I It ei an n d i S SA A X number of or funny things happened OV over r the photo photographing business business A Anew ne new member from Wisconsin pro produced 0 a a. picture showing a line lino expanse of or while vest cat Ho Ito happened to be amok amok- smoking ing IlS a n cigar when wien the was made mado He was pe persuaded that ho he would woul appear appear appear ap ap- ap- ap aps pear more dignified nn and more in II keepIng keepIng keepS keep- keep S Ing tug with the general form torm If he be had another photograph made this time wearing a n frock coat Senator p. p by tho the va way does not cling to the sad sack coat It comes comel to having his photograph appearing ap ap- ap- ap penning in the directory director He lIe le quick quickly went back to tho the formal frock coat Senator short shortly after his marriage donned the te sack coat cont and andset andset set tet a n new fashion In the senate senate He lit looked quite youthful but immeasurably ably abl more comfortable than his tel fel low members law He said cald fald ho be saw no reason rea rca son semi SOl why a business suit sui was not In keeping with wih the dignity of tho the senate but when it como come to being photographed photographed photo photo- graphed it I is quite quie o 0 5 a n different S matter mater Speaker Cannon got back at a member who thought he had a ance atice because of his committee assignS assign assign- S in n a manner that ha had tho rea real smell of erth earth The member Insinuated insinuate that the speaker displayed something more than titan partiality for fOl the tho Illinois delegation and ond for tOI others whose names name stood for help heIr in the coming campaign Out where I como come from sal said Mr Ir Cannon wo we dont don't think theres there's any any- thing wrongs wrong about bu buying ln our own children pants before we go oYer tin the country with presents of neckties fo for tor I tho time neighbors neighbors' youngsters S S S Representative Burton urton of Ohio Oho knows all al about books and ho he likes les to taUt tall about them During a a discussion th theother the other da day Mr fr Burton Durton said that Mark ManiC Twain was as the only onh American author autho whose every book ha had bad a 0 real value In explaining this extravagant praise tho the congressman said that while In Russia a a. a fow fw years ago inspecting harbor harbor barbor har bar bor and ant river work Iz ho he was escorted L Lover over the time country L by Professor enoff who was greatly greaty interested Inthe in inthe the Mississippi He asked many ques ques- tons a about out this great grent waterway and L Labout about a year ago when hen ho was in this I countr country he ho Inspected It IL Professor asked If IC hi he could coull procure some book Look telling o otho of tho time rivers river's rivers past pact patt greatness and tho timo I cause Cuse of ot tl the tho deterioration of or traffic Burton Durton immediately recommended rec- rec Life on the Mississippi a as the most learned and truthful work on the time subject ever e written No Xo it I Is 15 a mistake to suppose that tha the tite Presidential possibilities hate hato each tach other Occasionally the they meet and tho theyS they S Smile lle a real smie smile Mr 11 Bryan came face to face with ih I Secretary Taft Tatt the other othel day Both were vero genial Well VelI Vel Mr Secretary said saM Mr r. r Bryan Dran the tho next President will iiII wi b bo bc Earned amod Bill Di all right right that's that's assured A little lite later so the tho story goes Mr Ir Bryan discovered Secretary Taft Ii In I the Democratic cloak room of or th tho lit Ii i house Hey Heyl ho Ito cried Shinny on your you OWn oV o n sl side e. e Im I'm Im working this side of ot th the street streeL Oh we go SO on all al sides these days daya as a's answered th the secretary Yes especially when you ou wan want t policies ides and platforms 1 Bryan Major General Bell Bel chief of or staff IB Jr as assuring the tho restoration lou of or the can canteen canteen can teen to the army m I I 1 atu m t d that the abolition bolton o C othe ot ott CS t t the e canteen t has done dOo great t hira haim t to S tie the array army 1 he e says Morals Merali o lt aad nd fits itiS IS- IS h have vo suffered red in The sooner we can can get the thc canteen cn Ui tho C better the b ter army EUry will 1 be i |