Show GreatS Great tS t'S Salt lt Lake to Dry Slowly Sl And Its Effect Here A Prophecy There Ther is a sweet legend nd In Its inaccuracy imprinted deep inthe In Inthe Inthe the hearts of or many rural weather oracles concerning a January thaw Those who wish to become a agnostic upon this timis point may inspect the time records records rec roe at the United States Stales weather bureau A weather bureau managed upon scientific lines is an tn enem enemy to artand artand art artand and religion anti and everything e beautiful because no method of ot Investigation jn more completely unveils un that worthy human propensity of or exaggerating x the time Incidents ts of or the time past st. of poetizing past weather conditions V. V H II Church who keeps kepIs the incriminating records at tho the local 1 weather bureau if jf closely Closely- observed ed fd can cnn he be seen sen occasionally to emit a resigned sight sigh I h as ho ponders wh whether th r rall all nil other records of or the time last st arc only as ns substantial us tho time stories conco concerning log the hard lined winter of or 76 jr or a ar a time the case may be bo How Ilo welt well I remember r the time severe winter of or Never Ne been such heavy hen snows since Ar And Amid i I remember ber It es especially especially ts- ts because it was my 01 wedding lay day We Yc drove dro to the church through snow four and a half feet teet deep timid and could not flOt enter tho ho root front door loor because a cm snow sno's bank hank completely ered co IL It ILAm ILAnd And Am the blizzard that ni night ht We le dont don't have that kind of weather these days day those those gold old times are all past past- Then Mr h Church looks up tho the weather or er observations for that day and night mill and finds linds written Jp JIl indelible Ink and square le legible figures Four anti and one- one half haIr inches of oC snow on such ane anti and such sucha a a. date and a marked thaw tha In tho the evenIng even even- Ing log of the tho same day i Then he sighs and arid goes to calculating ing Ing- how we w will manage the glaciers about the time streets when the lake finishes hes drying dring up For Por shows tho the logical records when the time lake dries up the winds carrying moderation in tern tem from front the time lake to the city will willbe wi willbe b be cold coil col and tint df desolate Although though the time lake lale may ma not finish drying up tip lp this af afternoon I It ha hn been suggested that tho merchants of or tho time city anticipate the tho change in climate and order aider a full ful line lne The Tile record of o Arctic wearing apparel digester declares that th the tho lake Jake certainly ocr ocr- will vilh wi dry up but buL has not fixed tho date definitely though as nearly as ris he can figure it I. I tho the time will come conic comeIn Mr Church In about years aars lh doesn't m mean n to scare anyone but bitt ho lie suggests that something ho bo done to tolee lee keep keel the time coming g ge 10 fat Ions posted so 80 th the populace of or Salt Sale Lake estimated at will wi not bo be caught unawares un urn- |