Show THE CARBON COUNTY NEWS PUBLISHED aridly SiRl DikY AT 41 PRICE UTAH IL C SMITH subscription 1 60 PER YEAR I 1 six MONTHS 73 75 strictly in advance advertising rate rates made known on application address all communications to the carbon county news price utah 9 entered as second clasa class matter april 29 1907 2907 at the Post postoffice office at price inder the act of congress of march 3 IM 1879 PRICE CARBON CO UTAH FRIDAY JUNE 2 1911 that the milk of human kindness can so bof soften ten the thick hide bide of the bounder and a prosperity so quicken his self consciousness nesb that he will naturally protrude his belly raise aloft his skulking head bead and in stentorian iten torian tones proclaim his awe full excelle excellence ice to the wide wide world is a social phenomena well illustrated by the following in the pre present ent lo instance stance one candidly wonders whether the distressed individual has not become an easy v victim 1 caim to his hs own wiles or haa has just hypnotized himself with his own bull con and fallen for the very bait he has so unctuously ly extended to his credulous public just listen to this wail I 1 GIVE US NEW ONE from the way the merchants of price and helper are patronizing patronising patron ising the TIMES with advertising the word id anarchist anti optimist and spitfire spit fire originations 4 of other prayer book journals of carbon county has but little time or no effect the TIMES man does not go gd around with a prayer book in one hand and a basketful of lemons in the other we are just simply pure american endowed with true american is principles with enough irish backbone to herald the truth in the faces of tile wrong doers if this is Inna anarchy relly we are anarchists of worst type and proud of the title these names are becom becoming ng stale 4 and if our brother scribes will only scratch their bump of or moss and spring a new one it will not only please us but it may have a tendency to impress the live spirited public that they are able to spring something original instead of clippings from exchanges which they use so freely helper times oh ob mamma bring the soothing syrup little bubble is about to burst ye woebegone woe voe edit edi orsi sit up and take notice and list ye to the regulator of helper use neither either sissons nor paste in the makeup make up of your papers but rather tear out the whole front page of a salt lake daily and imprint it verbatim vide helper times of may thereby saving labor and dispensing with brains and incidentally just incidentally filling se t n tenths of your hews columns with not a mere clipping but a news item of vital importance laughl heap big injun bow ye scribes bow to the delphian Help hian oracle jonathin wan tin christened plain jim it is to laugh speaking of lemons just one and a dandy juicy yellow and almost ripe warranted to sour the stomach and pucker the mouth JI apply aply to the Regu regulator fator at the helper times office price bobst lobsters rs 15 cents a dozen was a market quotation from a touch mu mt not or I might bite you sheet recently wonder if it referred to the present price advertisers within its columns |