Show L S Pure Pare Food Law Changes th the S Names on Many a Package ct age l S Have you yo ou over o drank h-ank any of that thai S c now new of or mineral water water water-Syn- Syn Synthetic DId you it and antl call It foi for more Did the bartender tell you yot that It was a ringer on him ami Olid hed he'd bet l In the twenty years Mrs to too S Well Synthetic In so mo oC or the Eastern Eastern East East- cm ern cities S has become mOtt popular 5 It Is not found generally In the West Vest S yet Synthetic Is put pLit up in an ordinary mineral mInerai water vater bottle hottle There hero Is n a label ju Just t below helow the neck proclaimIng proclaiming proclaiming pro pro- claiming to the world the mystic word Synthetic Below Is another laud label which mOll modestly admits that this water was bottled at suj or 01 such stich a place Tho lettering In la the lower label Isso Isso Is Js so very er small malJ that no one ever Ir sees secs It H. H h having ln sight only for or the Uw beautiful figure o of ft t woman in the act of taking off olT her liet clothing preparatory to re retiring retiring re- re tiring and md gulping down great quantities quan titles of Synthetic S In an endeavor to quiet her nerves Synthetic Synthetic pondered a thota thoughtful v one ne w wild had hod seen th the theS S word vord before e. a a. 5 funny fun for or 1177 i don dorit t menn anything g- g like ke uto litof Jf If jr J r I J w myself Ill Ill I'll look that up woi would hl be he willing will will- L 5 Now ow almost everyone lyone 1 ln ing to lQ bet bH that thal t synthetic means jU just jutt l 1 I synthetic Would you YOl But ut IC 11 you o I were to look In n the revision e o ot of 1 r r. the latest Te I revised cd dictionary you ou vill find fim along about seven fe v something to this his effect SYNTHETIC SY rl n Ad TI C Al Adulterated UI crated ted I And S Synthetic the gr great grul ul new mIneral mineral min rain eral oral water Tater Is nothing move more nor 1 less 55 than everyday oer creek wat water l' l with a pinch of or salt bait and u a charge chano of oC gas Jt it is harmless IH Even Don For tho the Great Grent and anti his Boy Phenomenal have haV nothing morn more harmless s. s save O that thal in some cases they mn may leave lea out the I sodium and the gas It is a case cae wherein the pew now federal fe eral r pure PUI-O food law has operated tet with profit to the genius who took advantage ml of or j the tho psychological moment I- I In one ono of the largest grocery grocer stores And nd provision houses on Main lain street l S S there is for tor e le an nn article marl marked e t Is in big This Currant Jell Jelly 5 Is the announceS announce announce- above c it tl letters Jut Jun with Juice S meat ment This Is Js a pure apple next panel there are 11 01 In tho the S 0 on oils They Thoy Thc used to be b. all of them olive oils but ll now the they are arc classified and marked The high class ot of olive olivo oil that you ou used to buy lUY for fort S salads is hs nothing but cottonseed t your the stated on oil oU and anti now it is so t j bottle Anti And the people peole ought to use remarked tho the manager S more of or it 5 Its uil's a good deal better than thun some of tho the stuff stun they thc import from Italy formerly could buy huy a famous'S famous One chicken tamales In cam brand of S 'S cant can't doit do doIt cents One S Lot for Ot t twenty five l ve for on one must mut pay thirty five It now ill Id chicken cents because bC there is real leal the corn and not nott t veal al or 01 sea gull Deviled lIed ham itam in cans of a L certain labeled so 50 now the th to be used thi i brand use I 1 It ItIs meats Deviled marked Hn are y Is the same with soups sOuIs French peas of oC copper once sulphate colored with S Today Today To To- In demand at high figures wore can not get the blue day one onu fedora federa the tite pea Ica not ilot because fN eral S demanded 1 the 1510 nt has S government o because the but disc S. S o on oh 1 nil all goods the tho Us it foot down upon has s set et state stale Utah of or Uli this p poison ISO l Into entrance S. S down town the tho line eli all It goes And so fO reasonably sure turc Is One who buys bus now is getting This is what hat of oC what one of or the he best t stockS stocked stock stock- of or one die the tho m manager stores In the city says S cd ed grocery are satisfied th the n new neV W law Vo Yo We Wo good 00 1 thing We believe e it Il Is a fooled ourselves so f O often orten used to get sot from Crolo our complaints and anti had so w many customers that we welcome tho the protection proS pro pro- S t the new law gl gives es u us tH S AH Ail u of nr the th e bic bi Jioji es froni flom which I we Wl buy huy now send with th their lr hn invoice a u guar guarantee that the goods ar arp who they the purport to be he If Jr they are blends blend they are ore so labeled I think the gov go government has been fair In this maUer It has given Iven the lie merchant a chance t t to unload his shelves shel before hetor putting o oi on tILt the screws screws' crews There were days In which the old order of things s mf hl continue h. h and tho e sIXt s days das ys havi ha expired Nearly Ne all of or tho the old stock has been cleaned up up indeed I ma masay mn sa say all of It has hus been I tale talc It tha that the government dill did not wish to work wort worta vor vora a hardship on the tho dealers by at onet con condemning all of it r the adulterated goods goo In their stores For example II It w have been heen pretty hard hartl on us m mit It If an inspector had como omo al along and stopped In the cheap Jelly icily nn and Jam department deportment and sail said How many cases of Ut this have you Fifty C cases cases' cases ge Burn Durn It The I government o I Irad lake tue it H. wants rants ony evidence of or good faith raith h that t there will be he no flO more I fraudulent raid s stutT Eu Ti ni a nil re ci tired or orold old sold I 5 1 I I Tue liquor rr d J tIC tI tJ ni t t at nt lent lem i IJ l. tho 1 of Ut r the tho Ja JaW Is f lending of oC whiskies unless they are arc so 10 larked aried E Every vory bears boars tho the ln label el its c The lh anu- anu ncr of or purer pure rC ryo rye out of or nJ alcohol ml 11 oatmeal mush has been stopped d. d Barrel larrel are tiro labeled or orben I ben l Even en rot rotgut lt has hm the proof on n It Bottled carries carrier the tho evidence of horo it was waR bottled For FOI example hoVe Is iN a certain brand of or r sent ent hither in hulk built which Is bottled here The rho label m must st In indicate the pince S Thus Ihu far in ITt Utah there have havo been no striking violations of or the federal pure food law The rho two months' months ace el-ace has ha expired only so M recently that the strict enforcement of oC the act has not yet yel et been given Riven particular attention Presently PresS Pres It Ir will be he Probably the most prominent pure pun I fooder In the United States Is James R. R Mann congressman man from rota the Chicago Chicago Chi Chi- cago district of Illinois At Athe he the last se session Ion of oJ congress Mr Mann made such uch a snorting rip speech as rang round the tle world It was almost tho the equal of the meat Inspection bu business iness One day 11 Mann got gol Ol up in house hou e and began n to talk pure food lie lIt was sur sur- with bottles and boxes bOreS and powders and little jiggers and l and aud and dingbats such 1 a n as they the use ule in drug stores store Jim Jim Mann showed ho how they made tile the purest pur sour mash ma h out of or alcohol and anda an ana a coloring coloring- he showed how ho th they made mt the strawberry rr Jam par excellence excel excel- lence out of or the commonest kind of ot gelatin gc c latIn and alfalfa p sod seed hl he be showed how preserved d cherries such su h as are used for th the morning cocktail are aremae mae made of glue and an varnish some brands of or breakfast food ho he do- do claret were made of or stale srole bread colored to suit and others h he asserted as QS- were made macho of or wheat straw strow and sawdust Saccharine he lie proved contained con con- about five hundred times as much sweetening matter as sugar su ar cost an nn sum lum Barrelful after barrelful of ot sweet weN pickles could be bc ma made with one pound of at saccharine at nt a n cost CORt of 1 the 50 the equivalent In sugar would be 10 about pounds TOun Jim Manns Mann's speech an and his demonstration demon demon- won the victory letor for th the pOre pilro foo food 1 bill hilI It was WM a 0 victory victors for for tor the 11 people e Perhaps one of or tho the most curious inventions Inventions In Inventions In- In of the age Is the tIO bean making machine This Timis machine Is complicated in the extreme The ma- ma machino machine chino chine begins with what might be bo culled called an ovule ule This tiny center it surrounds with gc gelatin and chickory of or various enters colors Ot R until all sit of of the layers of or if the coffee corree bean nean have hae been co completed The helm bean however Is an oblong sphere like liko a boys boy's commy comm marble marh that has come lorne into violent contact contact con con- tact with wHit a 0 plumper A knife cuts tilts it In twain another knife mal makes a l little slit silt in the lie halves a n dip In varnish vat It anti and there there- you are aro The Tho little white center COmitOr r of the lie bean benn is composed ot of a material on which the brown wont la lake U JiE he S r Speaking of coffee stR the thenet fact net that Mocha and nUd Java JavEt hereafter must be Teal real Mocha loch t and nO Java Jn J n The new hOW law hits lifts the tho coffee business about as hunt hard HS ILI It does any an of oC thorn m. m Twenty live cent coffees us used to o go 0 about In a n gown made In Mocha and aid Java Jaa but now they thc lie dont Tho The blonds blends 31 are ats Indicated Some of or the tho coffeen coffee n s. s having established a reputation with their p particular kind of Mocha and n Jl still sUll retain the original J packages r. r but tho the price has iia gone up lip 1 1 10 I i a pound by reasor of the fact that they th tb y now do fill OIl thou their ocha and Java Jaa hn with Mocha S S Ko So If you ou dont ont know what yoi want 3 ask 1 the man und un If It you OU g get t it U. U 1001 at the tile what what-lt 10 I. l J iY Y I 1 H Jc j 7 i I fO Ont Iwo Hate I While the fhe the two Cent passenger rates rate I rc test ft It I is Interesting to note not that the thc Interstate r tate Commerce e sI slon sian n h has hao been Den Informed j by the Western West West- e Hern H- H em ern th that t two C cents will be the tic rate rOte for Interstate tato r-tato trips In fI Illinois Iowa Toisa and Minnesota Tl I I 15 15 and and that the rate rato will be 10 h 21 2 2 2 1 cents cent for COI interstate nt tat trips In sonic some other ports TOlt of or the WV V Vest si Sl after July 20 O. O It is only hy hv thus extending the low rate to to travel trivel neighboring I states that Its merits or 01 demerits can cn be he fully Lilly ascertained Th ro states slates mentioned men men- lofted tire are d divided by hy natural lal or Im fin Imaginary aginar lines linos for of government govern govern- ment luent only The rime tI ties s of between be Jc I Ip p tween t them are many and lile occasions for roi tr tra el Jc 1 from one into to an nn another other OtiO are le humorous The fhe Inducement of oC the low rate Is likely to increase the time of or short Interstate trips to an nn extent that will be e gratifying r l r to toi i the lit er agents It Is at ht least leas well well weB Worth woi while hite for tor the to tomake tomake make malc the he experiment The farmers and nud townspeople of ot the he f West Ct though prosperous have not mone money to burn ourn Though addicted to tolie the lie travel habit halit which which- PCr pervades per e all parts of oc if this country their Lion of the thc necessity for economy In I travel tta Is shown IJ by their wa waiting In the lie thea z a pat t. t for Cor the excursion e cul rates of or one and a third fares Cares for tor the round I trip rip this 1119 an amounting to t two tO O cents a n. mile miler r for t r tWp t when tl The fhe r 4 rate rale I rs Is three c a a. L 5 With wul a 0 Hat flat two-cent two rate rotc In rn effect people who can cali not take advantage n of the he excursion can travel tra cheap nl cheaply 1 ly when and whore the they want to And 4 there tho iro som j ons' ons tnt the ther r Vot will he be HO 80 Increased tho the roa roads i will bo he well vell 11 f satisfied thOl to accept two I cents a mile and AA s' s iy no more about It Jt |