| Show II FRAGMENTS OF FUN J II III I II She She She-l I see spa In some of the Chilian towns townswomen townswomen townswomen women are conductors on the street cars He I He-I I suppose It Is hard to tell then when she Is calling out n tl street whether she has not her mouth full lull of hairpins Yonkers Statesman Customer Waitress what havo have you yon rend ready Waitress toes fried Customer Customer Are Aro they In hash form tarm us ns you yell announce the them or separate Illus Illustrated Bits tho the hurriedly hurriedly hur hur- Why h did you OU leave lea room so Because answered young Mrs Tor- Tor kins Charley Chancy is beginning to t tAlk about the weather I approve of 0 what he lie Is going to say pay a though h I don dont t think it 11 proper for or me s-ne to hear It Washington Star I Queen nna Oh Etla-Oh Oh papa what ilo do o you OU think Little Alfonso PIo- PIo Uno Eduardo Eduardo Ed Ed- Francisco Guillermo Carlos En- En Eugino Fernando Antonio spoke his hla first word today King Kins Aon Alfonso Alfonso o Orent And what did papas papa's boy 81 say c Queen rna lna Manana Puck Th The Tho ThIan Man None Man Ian None of or their relatives will speak to them since their elope elope- ment mont The Girl They Girl They ought to bo be a vcr very ery happy happ couple Puck First That Ladybug That That man told me meto meto meto to fly flyaway away home my ray house is on fire firo and my ray children will burn Second Ladybug Ladybug ug Probably he was Roose New v cw York Sun Miss Brush Brush Dill Did tho the judges appreciate elate clate the beautiful cloud studies you OU sent to the exhibition Miss Dauber They Dauber They mu must t have they skied all of them them Bits Could you ou get more hickory nuts or more lemons Into a barrel Hickory nuts of cour course e. e Wrong rong You Yiu could squeeze f more lemons lenmons into IL IL eland Cleveland Plain Dealer tn nt rm The diplomat paused to reflect I r favor it ho said at last excepting except ing of cour course for my own nation Philadelphia Ledger Sweet Singer Singer Singe says he ho hohas has a high place In the next show he hc goes out with Comedian Well Comedian Well I should say It is high lIe He sit sits up tip In the time flies Clies and amid tears up paper for tor the tho snowstorm scene scene- Chicago News A committee of citizens presented General Putnam with a flag Wherever er you OU plant ilant this flag said the spokesman esman we expect it Jt to 51 say Put To avoid old any more of this brand th the thc enemy offered to surrender Louls Loul llIe Courier Cutting I Cutting I suppose It did make malce yo you ou I feel mean 1 Du Dubbs Well Dubbs-Well Well I should sa say Why h I felt Celt like a plu plugged ged nickel Cutting Cutting Cutting-Ab Ah but hut what a blessing It ItIs itis Is that wo we never novel feel quito as bad a awo as wo we look look Philadelphia Press John said a wife to her selfIsh husband I I have Just come from th the doctors doctor's and he says sas I need a change chang of oC climate somewhere somewhere more bracing All 11 right dear was the tho unfeeling rejoinder tho litho weather forecast states state It Il will be much colder tomorrow Tit Bits S SI I cant can't understand Mabel Why not 1 always alwa'S trying to pet get et things thing to match her hel complexion What hat hat of It you ou ever noticed her com corn Milwaukee Sentinel Why h dont don't you explain your our post post- tion Bon on tho tariff Why Vh should I 11 asked the eminent eminent emin- emin ent statesman I I once tried to ex explain explain ex- ex plain it H and the first thing I r knew I got ot interested in trying to understand it myself and worried m myself almost t to death Washington StarWell Star Well Vell Teli demanded tho the stern I woman at the tho back lac door what do lo you yoi ou Wa want n I. 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