Show IHo Ho For a a aiu Hundred dred t Years BY UV lW IES 1 l MONTAGUE An Any ono one who dl dies 1109 ho be I Is a n hundred hun hun- Uri dred disgraces ll 1 Himself Dr Wiley chief chemist of or tho the d department of or lure ture The The- grave ra has no allure url for Cor h me e My I life I value highly Id I'd like to lI live a n century Along Aone with Dr Wiley I When yoUng o und Sliest JHU-d with Ith health ansi ami nope hope I 1 thought perhaps I 1 might nut Hut since 1 Ive I've studied d up the he dope dOp My I chances chance dont don't s R. R seem m bright I I 1 breakfast on on formaldehyde h- h For 1 I take Lake a t k kor I Of or talc with alum alma on the side u And flavored ore with shellac These viands plainly labelled Tn May make short of r rae me le Yet the they ore are certified a as good goodBy goodBy ll By U U. S S. S guarantee nt c. c Stray from rom ashl In Repeatedly I have shot me m And AnI often orten trucks anti and van vans ond ani drays have 11 pretty prett nearly ot m me m X In lb n terry ferry l 1 have been I Accounted with with-tho tho lost j I jAnd L Anti And d. A Just B to mingle in n fin In Iii d Ilo dodging motor earn ar rl got ot otIo Meet Mo Io t dreadfully excited Ive I've stood two indies Inches tram from the spot Wh here Mp tailing falling sates safes alighted To nil th these IWI e things perhaps ps I willIn wilt will In time tim become mareS dU d. d May U live c out omit that hundred still I p m my ray liCe Insured |