Show UI II F Fragments f Fun II Of course said the tue author of the time very Frenchy comedy the time dialogues dialogue Is s rather racy and perhaps its it's too lon long ong but lint I could boll it il down Yes replied the time disgusted critic if you OU expect the tIme public to swallow this by all means boll boil It H Philadel Philadelphia phia phila Press s I Mr 11 gins is the time must most diplomatic diplo- diplo matic man I ever knew I I have havo never ne noticed it it- Why Vh he can give an un order older for ameal a aneal neal meal and arrange It so w that tho the waiter walter will have to pronounce tho the French name of QC every overy dish on tho of bill-of- fare Care Chicago Record Herald I 1 suppose sUppo e you ou attribute your great success In iii life to your own foresight said the time magazine biographer Yes answered Mr 11 Dustin In what way did It manifest Itself In picking out smart lawyers to look after aCter my affairs Washington Washington Star Knicker J How do you think a horseshoe horse horse- shoe should be 10 hung D By By tho the neck until dead New New ew York Sun Little Ethel l Mamma dont don't people ever get et punished for telling the truth Mamma Mamma r No dear lear Why hy do you ou ask Little Ethel Ethel Cause Cause I Just looked the last three tarts in the pantry and andI I thought Id I'd better tell you Cleve Cleve Cleveland land Plain Dealer I I see that an Ohio couple misled b by sociological solemnly entered entered entered en en- upon a trial marriage Was Vas It successful Well Veil as a marriage man it had debets defects defects de de- de- de bets but the tIme trial was all right the jury lury giving them two years apiece apiece apiece- Philadelphia Ledger Tom rom M My heart heats beats for you Miss Meow I Meow I dare dar say beats at so much purr Womans Woman's Woman's Womans Home Com Corn panion He lie asked for her hand In marriage Well Veil eli why wiry didn't t she he give him time the ono one that Is always alwa's In her fathers father's pocket Pocket Pocket- Harpers Harper's Weekly Ma Ia do I have to say jay Give us this day ay ayour our daily dally bread Certainly Robbie Hobble I dont don't see why You know you baked yesterday for tor a week Life Soubrette Mr Hr Boaster Bouster t tells rue me he ire has the tire position of or leading man in that new drama rama Star Yes Star Yes he leads the time cow across the tire stage in tho time act Illustrated Bits I Old Ol Rounder r Is engaged I Gc Gee Who's hos tho time lucky woman There are millions of oC her I Why ho isn't engaged to more snore than one Nope that's what I mean mean all all the tire others uro are the lucky Houston Post And you say the duke has not proposed pro pro- posed Ho lie has not I II dont don't know what to make of or him Ill make mako a monkey of ot him to begin with hissed the tho proud maiden malden for she bhe was furIous Curious believing herself herselt scorned Washington Herald Horald fire rhe They were celebrating their engagement engagement engage engage- ment b by dining at al a swell cafe care I Do you believe she queried as the time conversation cOn la lagged that man Is really made mado or of dust 7 Well he rejoined glancing at the tire dinner dinner din din- ner ncr check ho he wouldn't be able to travel far In your our company If It he wasn't Chi Chicago News cago j. j i |